Weahawks

i love jsn so much

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

Some don’t want to have this convo, but the quality of life in the average central New Jersey town is superior to 90% of the country. You’re an hour from the greatest city in the world (and Philadelphia also), less than an hour to lovely beach towns and excellent restaurants.

[Antonio Linares @alc2022]

The stock market will run a test once in a while to see how much of a pussy you are

[ostonox @ostonox]

i'm crying man zohran saw team USA's performance and has mandated nonstop training camps until 2030

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Weahawks @waffl1ng]

belgium is doing everyone a disservice by keeping that fat oaf lukakonartist on the field

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

in a world full of hoes & liars, you’ll find me dating some of them

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

Seahawks son or THOT daughter

[Weahawks @waffl1ng]

@CaitlinCloud9 ydkb

[Joe @ThisAintJosiah]

If you put Suggs brain in a dog it would start mooing

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Having a wife is crazy because its like Palantir for what we need from the grocery store

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Highway 1 between San Francisco and Big Sur is the kind of breathtaking beauty that was life changing for me as a New Yorker when I first encountered it. Totally bonked on the head with awareness of the divine, as if with a cartoon mallet.

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

AGI isn’t scary. Being late is.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Current status: Retardmaxxing.

[hope @deardochas]

Picking the love of your life up from the airport probably feels soo good

[Tariq Woolen @_Tariqwoolen]

No cap the water in Mexico so nice. Shi so blue looks like a chug jug from Fortnite

[1m w4Tch1nG y0U @seedlin9]

if u got the orange iphone ur a pedophile

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

LUCA BEAT CANCER 🧡

[OLA🙂‍↕️ @ABJ_psycho]

me at bros wedding telling the bridesmaids that they're not supposed to look prettier than the bride