Heather Bishop

Just an elder emo trying to figure this shit out. 🙃

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

@MrBallen The armchair detective that says "Well it's about damn time!" when they catch who I suspected from day 1 🫡

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@draconimanaveri @creepydotorg Watched this one last week! Very well done

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@CinominSpyce CHEESE PARTY!

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@cobwebtown I read this thinking "Bruh, isn't Halloween how we met? What do you mean 'not a fan of Halloween'??"
Ah. The movie franchise. Not the holiday. 💀

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

@creepydotorg Art!
Pogo!
Bozo!
Puddles!

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

Still reeling over a comment a relative made to me last night insisting I HAD to be a liberal.
Their reasoning? The way I look, specifically my hair. I can't NOT be a liberal when I have pink hair.
So, 2 weeks ago when it was all brown... I wasn't a liberal?
Make it make sense

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

Tried to explain what dial-up was and how it worked to my 19-y/o coworker and felt new grays come in.

Context: one of my favorite ways to say "my brain isn't working correctly today" is "I'm running on dial-up, and someone's on the phone."
It was pretty wholesome, tbh.

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

@MrBallen Zapp's Voodoo chips!

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

This is where I let myself be a little vulnerable, so here we go.
(A thread) 🧵
I've had a teddy bear since I was about 2. Her name is Sue.
Shes been my comfort through every life change, breakup, death, illness, and so much more.
Today was the first time I feared losing her.

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But that was my emotional purge for the week. 😅 I jumped online and found the best ways to get her back to her old self safely, and my mom offered her help. (She knows lol)
So, here's the damage:

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@v__ortex @creepydotorg Creep? This is how they dress for special occasions, I'm pretty sure? Should he be in a suit and tie?

[Heather Bishop @Waffle_Nomz]

@creepydotorg Was this supposed to be part of his defense?

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@PopCrave Omg she's just a baby stud! It's obvious she's a female.

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@Morbidful Let's not forget that she nearly decapitated him. The autopsy photos were ghastly. Self-defense my ass.