swamp sister

they blew the chicken man in philly last night

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Me about every movie that’s not gremlins 2: well it’s no gremlins 2

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Ok it's fine if you saw me complaining before I deleted it, no you didn't

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

I think they should make public urination legal if you're on a really long stretch of highway that has nowhere to stop

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Feeling totally fine and soooo normal about not living in nj on this Sunday night...haha...

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Am I alone in not wanting to get some parts of my body tattooed specifically because I'd never see them? Like what do I need by back tattooed for

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@magic_burger Don't toy with us like this

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@magic_burger This game of gay chicken we're playing

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Halfway through the month and it's not looking good

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

There's still time for something gay to happen to me during pride month 2026

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Haha...yeah

[✵ @nxymll]

This is what they do to you when you become vulnerable and open up btw

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

As much as I hate living here, I'll never say South Louisiana is not beautiful. Just country no swamps this weekend though

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@AlbertRuncorn Oh yeah I've just heard it happens less often elsewhere

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

How far north and/or or west do I have to go to escape the ever present risk of bugs coming into your house that is part of living in the deep south...I've heard rumors that roaches are less common in the northeast but idk if that's true

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I’m just thinking about 2000s grocery store cakes

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

He's never owned a Bowie album and I don't think he's particularly a fan. But he's an expert

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Tonight my dad told me David Bowie would have found a way to work with AI. Whatever man

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@CameOutSwinging I'll listen and report back!

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

Every alt country artist I like is either mostly slow songs when I like them for their few bangers OR all upbeat stuff when I'm only here for their sad guy songs

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@jakex666 Omg you definitely should have included that because this makes the story even better 😭

[swamp sister @cobwebtown]

@CameOutSwinging Are they gonna be upbeat or sad guy songs or both