Joe

Central Jersey *does* exist!

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Hey @FedExHelp how lazy is the @FedEx driver that he couldn’t walk an extra 3 feet to put a $250 tool that is in the manufacturers packaging out of plain view of my driveway and under the covered porch or at least lay it down so porch pirates don’t see it from the street?

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@jamesoliverjr Yeah, I got interrupted and saying I hit a usage limit, but when I went to check it, I was fine. I added usage creds anyway and now it’s just non responsive

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Wtf @ronzonipasta ? Why does the package show ~8 helices and everything here is 2-3?

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When your teen is hungry and doesn’t want junk food and asks specifically for a @TheDolceDiet breakfast bowl, ya might be not totally screwing up the whole parenting thing. (Pb subbed in for the almond butter)

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How does @peacock @WWE not have the ability to start a live broadcast from the beginning whenever I start it? @WWENXT Stand and Deliver not available yet? My DVR has been able to do this for 15+ years.

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No disrespect to the other announcers, but @WWEGraves got done dirty getting odd man’d out. #justiceforgraves

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@thebrianfallon Call it impulsive, call it compulsive…

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@faceyouhate The real question is which is the worse lyric? That or Drive By where he sings “Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love”. That lyric makes me unexplainably angry. Hefty didn’t even want the free publicity for that garbage (see what I did there?)

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Woah! @gaslightanthem American Slang intro just played by @FS1 as the go to commercials music after 3rd inning of @Mets vs Phillies.

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@tompetty @LauraJaneGrace @SIRIUSXM Wildflowers is legitimately one of my favorite albums of all time. It’s the first one that always comes to mind.

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@thebrianfallon for SHN, with you going on right before Bruce, do you know if you’ll be in the same stage or on opposite headliner stages? Thanks.

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@LauraJaneGrace We’ll be there! Can’t wait. Only pressing question is if @Mikeyerg has a cowbell on his kit for Punk Rock In Basements.

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@MulcahyKevin @LauraJaneGrace Omfg, if this doesn’t turn into an actual song title I’ll be so disappointed.

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I wonder if it’s appropriate to start a gofundme so @LauraJaneGrace can make a scene for scene replication of George Harrison’s “I got my mind set on you” video for “Birds Talk Too”

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@LauraJaneGrace I’m not entirely sure if you’re saying that’s a good thing or not, but assuming it’s not, I’d bet Cagney or Lacey wouldn’t let you down like the J-45

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Glad to see @wwe course corrected that stupid fucking air horn sound level on replays. Was trying to figure out what asshole got in with it, but it was just the production team 😂 #WWEFastlane

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My daughter was at the Freehold Mall and was excited to text me that they were playing @gaslightanthem in the food court. @thebrianfallon

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Wondering what @liamgallagher and @NoelGallagher think about the new Beckham documentary using Supersonic…

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@LauraJaneGrace This is amazing. Plus how f’ing cool is it to be mentioned in the same headline as TP.? TP and LJG, 2 of my very favorites!

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@catbiteband @TransLifeline @LauraJaneGrace @againstme @18TrashThrash So f’ing good!