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@DrJaninaRamirez Not me!!

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@AlisonMoyet Enjoy it, you worked hard enough for it! 🤩

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@TheStingisBack I watched this the other day!

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@anon_opin @MrJamesMay

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@anon_opin Make them do public service like ambulance driving or maintaining public spaces or maybe learn a trade like plumbing and have them fix retired or disabled peoples properties for three years
Discuss

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@aestheticsguyy

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@TheCinesthetic Jurasic park

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@ATRightMovies I walked a mile in your shoes and now I'm a mile away
Kings of Leon

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@RockNRoLL_85 Ian Dury

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@Classicbritcom @seventiesuk Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo...

The red car and the blue car had a race song from Milky Way, they won't spoil your appetite...

Follow the bear!

Ripper! (Can you guess?)

I'm sad I know but I remember loads

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@DrHelenFry The man from Berlin by Luke McCallin and Fatherland by Robert Harris.
I know that's two but I can't count

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@PulpLibrarian I loved that film as a teen, thanks for reminding me!!!

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@TheCinesthetic Marco Polo

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@GamewithDave Going to the cinema was an actual event

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@JeremyClarkson @MrsLD10 You probably wont see this but you can clear it yourself...
Turn on ignition, press and hold mile counter button for 10 seconds, turn off ignition still pressing the button for another 10 seconds then turn the ignition on again and still hold the button for 10 secs
You're welcome

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@Noirchick1 Dodgeball

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@goodreads Fatherland by @Robert___Harris again, I can't help it

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@TheCinesthetic The opening scene of Saving private Ryan. Blew me away and still grabs me.

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@Mr_Husky1 Sumik
All don

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@ATRightMovies Raising Arizona