Douglas Wardle

Francophile, vego, film junkie, comedy fanboy, Apple tragic, WA ex-expat via Melbourne. Give me gin & everyone's happy.

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Hey @qatarairways, I’m flying with you next month and one of the legs is operated by @royalairmaroc. You tell me I have to go to RAM’s page to manage my booking, but they don’t recognise the ticket number or reference. A little help?

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Let’s just keep this on as a reminder for next year’s election, shall we? #auspol #potatohead

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Enough wine, let’s have cocktails! 😁🍹 https://t.co/VK5OLb0cK0

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@bouyguestelecom est-ce que votre carte My European eSIM fonctionne en Suisse? 📱🇪🇺🇨🇭

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

So apparently I have a neighbour who likes to visit … #niceyardilltakeit https://t.co/iS2oRVW1LG

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Back visiting the OTHER ex-housemates 😁🐈🐈‍⬛ https://t.co/LoQaA8dxuD

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So THAT was an experience. The vocals, the visualisations, ALL of the supporting artists … truly a magical show ☺️ #perthfest https://t.co/Ahbeqq6DMI

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Another year, another fabulous #sculpturebythesea with @holly_p_banks ☺️ https://t.co/r5jJKf09Ok

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Hello #perthfest and Lotterywest Films, we’ve missed you ☺️ First up for our season, “Triangle of Sadness” 🇸🇪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪🇹🇷 https://t.co/mIKe4OzJHS

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Smoke giving us some serious Star Wars vibes here in #boorloo today https://t.co/6qdpPic6Qp

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Tulip festival: why not? 🌷 https://t.co/DGwPBSooOI

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Almost-obligatory #quokka photo at Wadjemup/Rotto. Expect more ☺️ https://t.co/Jn5KcMqPdB

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

A bitch to get to in this weather, but omg such a pretty view! #perthisok #nofilter https://t.co/2d7Xu9T5pO

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I mean, PRETTY, and that deep voice starting is all kinds of noms, but the country vibe has really been done better both this year and previously. #EST 🇪🇪 #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Oh here we go - in the vein of Dustin The Turkey we have a mostly comic entry from #SRB 🇷🇸 … but the hot priests, severe fringe and all that damn clapping really saves it for me 😊 #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Omg you are PRETTY you handsome #POL 🇵🇱 guy, but your song sounds eerily like Duncan Laurence from a few years back. Imitation isn’t quite the sincerest form of flattery in this case. Great voice, though - amongst other things 😏 #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

[Douglas Wardle @wafugee]

Granted, he MAY look like he’s about to abduct you for a cult with really good drugs or the world’s worst glam rock cover band, but he’s got a bloody good voice. Hopefully the #UK 🇬🇧 can avoid the dreaded nul points this year. #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

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“I’d like to keep it on please” Good voice, not a SUPER fan of the song, but all the feathers! And that mask! #AUS 🇦🇺 #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

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Oh hot damn #SWE 🇸🇪, you KNOW how to do a ballad. ❤️ it. #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

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Hey ho, let’s go indeed 😁😁😁 Everything we expect from at least ONE song at #Eurovision #SBSEurovision, and #MDA 🇲🇩 you do. not. disappoint.