dumb girl

minimum wage and middling age

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@immetody oh crumbs

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

did you know that when someone is talking to you you can imagine a slice of bread balanced on top of their head and there isn't anything they can do about it

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

ten years ago today my kind and motherly co-worker said 'thank you duckling' when i passed her some papers and i said 'quack quack' to be funny and she looked at me like i had a head injury

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*holding a bag of chopped hazelnuts with tears in my eyes*

that's me if i was a hazelnut...

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

at work with no sleep? no lunch? try six to seven monsters

surely you will not regret drinking six to seven monsters

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

@br41nm31t her name's victoria, god

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

so that's it? we some kind of "girl failure" ?

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

@goodgirlgooning i'm on track for thot apocalypse

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the previous two posts were a social experiment. i will now be selling your data to big slop

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he's just boyslop sis. you only like him because he's a boy

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

she's just girlslop bro. you only like her because she's a girl

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

'wuu2 baby'
in bed
'ohh what u wearin'
my pajamas, leave me alone

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

judgmental looks at work because my lunch is a bag of haribo starmix

sorry we can't all be 'hyperfunctional', jessica

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i am the primary breadloser of my household

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despite all my rage i am still just a chud in a cage

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back at work. just another cog in the wall. another brick in the machine

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that's a concerning and unhealthy number of energy drinks

i see how it is...

you hate me and want me to have a mega heart explosion and die......

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

finished another ten hour shift of min wage to make sure landlord-san can buy his third house

it's just so peak.......

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the genie granting me an eighth wish out of sheer disbelief as i drink my seventh can of monster

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

oh my god i got a free can of monster this is the best thing that has ever happened to me

[dumb girl @wageslaving]

by weirdly popular request you can now buy me exactly one (1) can of monster energy to keep me alive at my stupid minimum wage job for one more day