Rajish

“He was going to live forever, or die in the process” -Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
“बोल, के लब आज़ाद है तेरे!” Books. MumbaiIndians.
अथ राजिष उवाच …

[Rajish @wagh_rajish]

@camera_wala Gujjus when their duty does not allow taking a leave of absence but Garba is life!

[Ashwin 🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99]

At the moment Shreyas Iyer looks unflappable.

His ability to forecast a chase, guide his partner, staying unruffled amidst pressure and shot selection against a bowler he fancies at the right moment are attributes that not many cricketers can boast of at this point of time.

We have a plethora of batters who can excite with their shot making ability but not many like Shreyas.👌👌

Top Class.

[Shyam Meera Singh @ShyamMeeraSingh]

इतने प्रोफेशनल नुकसान के बाद भी ये आदमी आजतक सॉरी नहीं बोला। कुणाल भाई ने सरकार से क्लियर कर दिया है कि माफ़ी माँगना ग़लत उदाहरण पेश करेगा इसलिए माफ़ी माँगने का कोई सवाल ही नहीं है।

हमें @kunalkamra88 भाई पर फ़क्र है। भाई अपना चीता है। 🐆

[Morgan Ross @MovieFlameProd]

We need to stop pretending the movies were perfect adaptations. They sucked in a lot of ways.

Just to list a few things they fucked up off the top of my head:

-Ruined Ron in favor of Hermione
-Ginny was not Ginny
-Made HBP a comedy when it should have been the second or third darkest film
-Removed all the mystery aspects from GOF when it was written as a mystery book
-Removed almost all of the Voldemort memories (one of the most important parts of the main villain)
-Didn’t get the Quidditch World Cup
-Missed 80% of Quidditch games at Hogwarts
-Made those who haven’t read the books want Harry & Hermione together (Have Steve Kloves to thank for that)
-Took away Grindelwald’s redemption in favor of making him tell Voldemort to kill Dumbledore instead
-Completely changed Sirius’s character in OOTP

And I could list 50 other things that they didn’t have time to cover, and I’ll probably think of another 20 things they messed up if I actually sit down and think about it. The movies were great, but let’s not pretend they’re perfect.

[Siddharth Singh @siddharth3]

Woke up this morning remembering the greatest headline ever written.

[MN @NizzUtd]

An elderly woman in Kozhikode, Kerala, bravely stopped a scooty rider from misusing the footpath and sent him back to the road.
Her civic sense and determination truly deserve appreciation.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

A loooong joke about happiness. My fav piece of writing for 2025.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This guy maybe arrested the next time his ship docks in India. He has the audacity to speak the uncomfortable truth.

[Rajish @wagh_rajish]

@XMossaico Pablo Pikachu?

[Vijender Chauhan @masijeevi]

अगर हिंदुओं को ये चेतावनी अपने समुदाय के लिए अपमानजनक नहीं लगती तो सत्ता ने आपसे आपका स्वाभिमान ही हर लिया है, उसने आपको इस लायक नहीं छोड़ा कि आप तय कर सकें कि आप बेइज्जती वाली ही बात पर गर्व तो नहीं कर रहे! #sambhal #UP #HOLI

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

@ReheSamay

[Anil Bishnoi @aniljeevpremi]

#ध्रुव_राठी जी का हृदय से आभार व्यक्त करता हूं जिन्होंने मेरे पर्यावरण और वन्यजीव संरक्षण के प्रति समर्पण को अपनी वीडियो में साझा कर जनमानस में जागरूकता फैलाने का कार्य किया। उन्होंने विश्नोई समाज की महानता को उजागर कर हम सबको गर्वित किया।
@dhruv_rathee #AnilBishnoi #DhruvRathee

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

@rishibagree Takes swipe at fan baba from Karnataka.

[Swati Dixit ಸ್ವಾತಿ @vibewidyou]

Listen to H C Verma, IIT Knp Physicist

Lekin Andhbhakt tab bhi nhi manenge😂

[Grouchy Maxx @softgrowl]

So much transformation, even the people look Chinese😂😂

[V🐧 @Vtxt21]

If this is what Religious celebration is, then Stop it & Ban it

It has only H@te & No celebration of Values

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Thumb rule on Twitter : If Smita Prakash is supporting someone , they are most likely a fraud.

Always take the opposite stand as her, and you will be right 100% of the time.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

So the wealth & job creator is Indian but the Lakhs of customers having issues with the product & service’s are from Uzbekistan…

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

REPLIES BY COMPANIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TO CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS :

🇺🇸 : We are sorry that you had to face this, we will immediately fix your issue, offer you. refund and ensure this doesnt happen again.

🇬🇧 : We are disappointed to hear this, we will come to your place and fix the issue.

🇩🇪 : We sincerely Apologize, we will ensure this never happens again.

🇮🇳 : Shut up you Soros agent, you are jus jealous of India's growth story , you are a Jaichand, this is a paid complaint, I am a wealth creator , how dare you