Barbara Delaney

Radical Democrat; recovering attorney, animal lover, student of Buddhism @NJ11forChange #VoteBlue

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Times are bad
Life is hard
Here’s your fucking Christmas card.
-Phyllis Diller

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@johnpavlovitz I had a bright orange Chevy Vega.

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I hate losing an hour to “daylight savings”—what the fuck doublespeak is that? Just leave Eastern standard time Eastern standard time.The hocus-pocus with the hour just makes everyone crazy.

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@HelenPhilpot Saging the country of the putrid spirits.

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Clyde is Cat Of The Week on
#nobodylistenstoPaulaPoundstone
He is so honored he assumed his sacred Maneki -neko pose!

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@thekjohnston He reminds me of a blind mole rat. No offense to the rat.

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@mom2jfk El Camino

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@Ellygol @JakeSherman ...to fuck it up.

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Last hours to complete your Census. Do it. Be counted.

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@MeliMels99 @Doug5007 Remember how he exploited Hillary’s health when she contracted pneumonia? And ridiculed a disabled journalist? No fucking way am I one bit sympathetic.

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@Chica_LeoLatina @Americanist4u

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@mom2jfk @Chewy What was it?

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@grandmagrit @JoeBiden Misery.

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@mcnownj
Big shout out to the Morris County chapter of NOW for their hilarious no-show garage sale fundraiser.

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@carlapaceNY @HelenPhilpot I used that for one side of my sign. Thanks!! Here’s my sign’s flip side.

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@TrumanDem @HelenPhilpot @realDonaldTrump Campaign slogan!!

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@mmpadellan More people retweeted than liked it. Big praise indeed!

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@robreiner I grew up with your dad’s comedy. The insufferable Alan Brady was one of my favorite characters ever. I’m so sorry.

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@HKrassenstein @dfs3660 Okay, what are it’s rules?