Tyler Wagner

Don’t take me too serious™️ @ShannonC_127

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Call your best friend.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know?

An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo.

In other words, life begins with a flash of light.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Rest easy big girl, we’ll miss you

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Another weekend come and gone, no attempts made, the silence is deafening, I get it

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Inconsiderate as all hell, life’s gonna come up and get you fast, counting down the minutes

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Can’t wait for yall to grow up and think of others

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

You’re tired. You’re stressed. You’re trying. But don’t ever give up. Lock in, stay focused, you got this.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch the heart-pounding moment as storm chasers reed and his crew are just hundreds of yards as a large and violent tornado descends from the sky

📌#Sprintwood | #NorthDakota

Watch as experienced storm chaser @ReedTimmerUSA and the Dominator crew team fearlessly intercept an extremely large and violent tornado at close range, capturing jaw-dropping footage from the heart of the storm during their live stream. The National Weather Service had issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation (PDS) Tornado Warning, signaling a high-impact, life-threatening event unfolding in Sprintwood, North Dakota. The tornado rapidly intensified within minutes, carving a devastating path through the area. Numerous structures have been damaged, power lines are down, and trees have been snapped like matchsticks. Baseball-sized hail were reported region, creating additional hazards

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

@Chuckthefreak @DaveandChuck Chuck’s weekend driver or someone with more love than him for U2??

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

I don't care what anyone says, good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people.

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

I will never invite myself to something. If no one has had the forethought to invite me or think of me, well then it’s just not worth doing

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

No time for fake friendships. Gotta keep the story alive as long as possible.

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

I get it, loud and clear

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Can’t ever take a day off, funny

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Hope y’all go pro

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Spineless fucking sheep

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

Fuckin joke of a day

[Tyler Wagner @wagnert12]

@CouRageJD Dave and Chuck the Freak. Hilarious, they’re on the radio as well in a couple states @DaveandChuck