Daughter of Mumbi

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Fuel up 46 shillings
Electricity up by 4 shillings with less units
Salaries stay the same
Taxation stays the same
Unemployment at its highest with industries closing

Parliament is silent

All 349 of you will go

[FLY @gtfudan]

Amempea za kuingia sugoi under 2hrs

[Mumbus🍒 @RoseDanielsM]

"Thank you,Mr Speaker, for giving me this opportunity. One of my favourite books is Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office. This is in response to what you told me earlier in the morning when you urged me to be a good example to the girls,the younger ones who are doing their first term. Mr Speaker, if they are good girls, they will never get the corner office. Be as bad as Millie Odhiambo and you will be the mother of this House. I am a bad girl and as a bad girl I am here serving my fourth term.
So do not be cheated like in the African culture where you are told to have decorum, dress nicely, be kind and nice. You will go nowhere. Be a bad girl like me and you will get somewhere."

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

Mtu anaeza piga kura yake saii ?

[Brown🤎_ @asobolah]

Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord...

Me; Dear God I pra...

Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Person: responds with a sticker
Me : adds sticker to favourites

[Amooti 🌹🌹 @Amooti_Mami]

"We thought you knew because it's not the first time we have seen them together"

[Daughter of Mumbi @wainoe_]

Yet all she did was love her husband😢

[Miss Kawhi👑 @HKuriah]

A certain girl called Lucy committed suicide after her husband called her a prostitute...🥲

[🥋 🇫🇷 @cosgeyyy]

off course I'm better than you, I'm a registered voter

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Tomorrow is a working day

my black trousers:

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

NTV: We can't show the documentary because of pressures from above

Standard: Hold my drink

[bukola ogunrinde @bukola23]

Countries where their brains are fully engaged

[aaliyah (scorpio princess) @aaliyahscorp]

spoiler alert: you are getting all of your fucking desires now because you are that person.

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

[Jeremy Hogan @attorneyjeremy1]

"And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it."

[Adelana❤️‍🩹 @thatboypeterr_]

I’ve tasted reading by cramming and I’ve tasted reading to understand, I highly recommend sleeping ❤️

[P @Nyamidimpoz]

Ndio hii siku ya Burna Boy making an appearance at Bensoul & Charisma’s concert

[Daughter of Mumbi @wainoe_]

I have learnt that there’s a difference between Huggies dry comfort and Huggies gold🧐🧐 na size ni with reference to weight ……. Ah sasa mabundles of joy watanitambua

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴇʟᴏɴ 🇳🇬🍉 @OkiogaTerry]

Na hii weather ukitumia mtu warm regards anaweza chomeka