Lil Naina

Unscripted.Lazy Thoughts. Best Tweep. Welcome!.

[Lil Naina @waishenry]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[felloh @ngughii]

"We would have won the league last season if we had started with Carrick."

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Tunakuuzia T-shirt 50 bob na ukona audacity ya kuuliza kama itafade😂

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

When your girl is about to dip:

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Unapark kademio kako apo kwa 2NK parcel office uchukue mzigo alafu some random driver anakuuliza, "Gaparcel gaka ûrenda gatûmûo kû mûthuuri?"😭😭😂.

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

@Judykariuk6921 Lord forbid a man buys chocolates for street kids on his way home 😭

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Unakazana mjei bana alafu mdem anatext msee.

"...I will insert it myself..next time".

Maneno Gani Haya.

Wanaume ukapitia. Wewe umenyimwa miezi Sita alafu Kuna mtu anaambiwa atawekewa mwenyewe😂😂

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Fuck being shy.

Fuck being an introvert.

Son, Strangers will make you rich.

Start networking.

[Peter @Peter_Bix]

Hahahaha. During my dark days I went to a strip club in pipeline. The place was so dingy the strippers were oiling themselves na cooking oil 😭😭😭😭

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Jamaa alioa bibi mjanja, alishika simu ya jamaa akalink whatsapp kwa lappy yake. Sasa server ilikua mbili, pande ya bibi anascreenshot akiunda powerpoint presentations, pande ya bwana ni deleted. Siku ya kesi bibi alinunua hadi projector 😂😂😂😂

[Mama With Fund$ 🤑💰 @_Ice_Queen_001]

"This time I will insert it myself" is how y'all are sexting? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

“I will Insert It Myself”,, ayaaam telling you my brother, usiwai onea mwanamke huruma.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Anyway, it's that time of the year again.

What's have you achieved so far this year?

I need positive stories.

[🇪🇸 @Ninah_2_5]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Ndaga ® @fndaga]

Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Exam room unajieka your favoured leftback position alafu invigilator anakuinvert into midfield knowing very well you dont have the technique to receive in between the lines.

[Chepsi @chepsi_]

Sai kama wewe ni stammerer avoid words kama tutampanga. Sai kila mtu amekasirika ajab. Maneno ikikwamia hapo kwa tutam watu watakumaliza bure.

[Nduko™ @3690brian]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Sahii therapeutic night drives zimeisha, unasimama kwa balcony unapiga nduru mbili smart unaendelea na maisha

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kupoteza several hoes around the same time means there's something wrong with your leadership