Waishing Michael Lam

BEd MEd teacher, former banker | Teaching social studies 📚 & financial management 🏦. Aficionado of cool ties 👔 & great brunch 🍽

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

I dropped College-Bound Senior from your class after school on the Friday before break. It wouldn't be fair for him to have an F on his transcript that will keep him out of his university of choice just because he didn't submit a single assignment for the semester.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

This is not censorship. You all cannot handle the full Wishbook!

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Come by for our Halloween Sale!

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Pro tip for future Revolving-Door Admins: Remember, when things go wrong, it's always someone else's fault.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Please visit our haunted house free of charge.

Consider bringing a food item to donate to the food bank.

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Because the 3 days of Welcome-Back PD all went over contractual time, the ass. sup. of curriculum has decided to leave the school open over the weekend to allow you to come in to work on your classroom and prep for Monday. You're welcome!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs. Bring a tall friend and let them lead.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Sears Canada will no longer be honouring gift cards.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Sears Confessions #1:

When our staff are “checking the back” they’re actually eating pop tarts in the break room.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

We replaced one of the cashiers with a mannequin.

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

I am not anti-technology.

I am anti-addiction.

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

The kryptonite of every school’s cell phone policy is the teacher that says, “I don’t care if you’re in your phone once you’re done with your work.”

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

I didn’t see this coming.

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

Disclaimer: No car allowance, technology allowance, conference allowance, or personal expense account for the superintendent and executive cabinet will be harmed during the making of this year's budget cuts.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Sears Canada credit cards cannot be used in the United States.

We will also no longer accept AMEX.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Our Manager Greg is hoping to get a meeting with President Donald Trump.

He wants to discuss expanding Sears Canada into the United States of America.

[NHL @NHL]

The @EdmontonOilers come back to win it in overtime! 🔵🟠

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Will you be voting for Sears Canada in the next election?

[Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome]

I think the only thing more heartfelt than the superintendent's holiday email was my Reply All thanking the superintendent, executive cabinet, and the board for all the hard work they do for the rest of us throughout the year.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Bill Nye the Science Guy has been hired as our new Vice President of Research and Development.

Bill was responsible for developing the perfume department which trapped shoppers inside Sears by creating a thick cloud of fog and smells.