Amy Don

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

For no reason other than It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia being the greatest sitcom of its generation, I'm going for the #Eagles.

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

On the eve of my birthday, doing a bit of research about the future only to find out there’s a leap year where my next Friday birthday should be. So I’ll be fucking THIRTY SEVEN on my actual next Friday birthday. FUMING does NOT cover it.

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

@blueapron didn’t receive my delivery yesterday - sent 2 emails and no reply yet! Can someone contact me pls!?

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

I'm making some tshirts for eczema sufferers - "These itches ain't loyal" #skincare

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

I miss making my own certificates on the PC. Used to have so much self-esteem.

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

Loads of videos of people putting gold leaf on foods. For eating. For eating gold. I'm out here munching toast 2.5 times a day.

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

4 hour delay at @flySFO, looks like we've been @Delta bad hand

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

Can't wait for #ValentinesDay. Or as I like to call it - cry, laugh & eat at the exact same time day.

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

What do you buy for a 2 year cat anniversary?

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

Taking multi-vitamins, wearing glasses & looking up ways to report nuisance car alarms. WHO AM I? #2017

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

football

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

I have made up so many science tonight. People are believing it. @NeilDegrass is this what you do?

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

Just yelled "COUGH" at a huskily voiced American and the whole joint has been silent for >4 mins #awkwardbritish

[Rich Lyons @richlyons_]

#electionday

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

UNLOLLE #Election2016

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

"She's not doing any me favours" - Donald Trump, age 70, 2016 #debate2016

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

I should get an Oscar for how good I am pretending to peruse the brunch menu when I already know I'm definitely getting a #mimosa

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

#tinder #whatsapp #ham

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

"Videos you might like" thanks for making me feel like a weird loser Instagram

[Amy Don @wait_whut]

I wonder if people know I'm angry when I passive-aggressively leave out punctuation in text messages #period