Dantes

Random thoughts

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

The odyssey was a 10/10 but can we all agree movie theaters are too fucking loud

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

If you spawned in as a naked in New York City with no possessions or money and without knowing anyone in the world what are your first moves

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Man I should’ve never got invested in this lame ass sport I’m going crying back to college football

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There is a certain archetype of person that only exists at baseball games and they are in every row of the stadium for some reason

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They got infinite power plays in soccer??

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The ref in this USA Bosnia game is genuinely evil

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I feel bad for Turkey but I can’t help but feel it’s karma for making everyone call it Türkiye now

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This Canadian team is the most frustrating team I’ve ever watched

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Why is it that whenever I want to play catch with someone they always have some sort of ailment that makes them unable to play

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I hate mfs who try and finish your sentence when you pause for a second, they always get that shit wrong like cmon im not that predictable

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

I hate mfs who try and finish your sentence when you pause for a second, they always get that shit wrong like cmon im not that predictable

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

My roommates wash cloth fell on my dick in the shower and I’m now facing an ethical dilemma. It’s better not to tell him right? Also he’s gay if that makes any difference

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Splitters are very Asian coded,
Curveballs and sliders I feel are very white coded, what pitch would you say is Latino coded?

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Sometimes I see a conspiracy theory and think “nah no way people are that evil” then I remember the people I went to an inner city public high school with and I’m like “oh yah they are”

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Am I the only one who’s YouTube recommended is flooded with copy and paste garbage with titles like “gen z loneliness epidemic” “10 ways to get ahead in your 20’s” “the problem with looksmaxxing” this videos all have the same surface level info and grass is green takes

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

Yall ever be having a good ass convo with chat GTP then all the sudden it starts glazing a little too hard and kills the mood

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

Shoutout whoever invented righty tighty lefty loosy I hope you got paid

[Dantes @waitandhope_]

Just got the book I’m reading spoiled by a cigarettes after sex song…

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Can I once again remind people that despite what it seems like in the news we live in the best time it’s ever been to live in human history

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I love football because it brings together 300 lb white guys from South Dakota with mullets and Polynesian guys with names you will never be able to pronounce to protect a much smaller white kid from California