elvis mansplaining🗿

I swear I'll be funny soon😭😂

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

In the grand scheme of things, I know I'm a good person and good things follow good people. I live to serve my interest and I exercise forgiveness where needed. I think alot cause I'm intelligent and I lead a prudent life. May I live long enough to reach self actualisation, amen.

[Kipkoeech araap Bor, pre-PhD @araap_bor]

Karibu Kenya 🇰🇪

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Of my list. Waah sijai skia vibaya hivyo walae. yaani hadi wa Leo napitanga hapo napigwa na flashback mamae🥀 and one thing that left a foul taste in my mouth ni ati I was meant to 'UnDerStanD tHe cirCUMstanCes' yaani naskianga nishukue kitu nijindunge. This thing called amapenzi

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

kuna mtaa Fulani inaitwa kinoo and I have a weird relationship with that place cause hapo ndio walinigongea for the first time in my life and it wasn't just any girl, huyo naye alikuwa baddie typa shawty that would make you stand up to Gregory Issac and say huyu naye ako top ten

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Hii life ukishaanza kujiambia you're in a competition with your yesterday, Tu stress twa ufala zinaanza kuisha. So what there millionaires of my age hio ni mambo yao bana🚮

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Leo kuna client nimemfanyia Ile design ya, Chukua hizo marupurupu zako me utanilipa vizuri kama unadai biz na Mimi!! Shii felt so satisfying 🥹

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

One Sad part about living alone is that ukipoteza kitu kwa hio nyumba hauna mtu wa kuuliza, unabakingi Tu hapo ukiwish ungekuwa na some echolocation powers 😂😂

[ajibs @ajigsayomide]

When your IG story views are higher than usual

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

"Atokeaye atakaye kupa cha bure kwake haupotei" word💯

[Märçuṣ̌👓 @meshhonourable]

Nimejiita mkutano vurugu ikatokea. Goons everywhere

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

A summary of my malindi trip, mehn I just love this place😍

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Fun fact: if you were to swap our sun with Antares it would stretch all the way to Jupiter's obit, crazy how you can be big and small at the same time, there is a life lesson to be learnt there

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Today we have Saturn visible in the malindi skies, just look shaply at the eastern horizon, it's the only star there. You have to make sure the star your looking at isn't throbbing thou. We also have Antares close to the moon showing of its red. Just slightly South west

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Today we have Saturn visible in the malindi skies, just look shaply at the eastern horizon, it's the only star there. You have to make sure the star your looking at isn't throbbing thou. We also have Antares close to the moon showing of its red. Just slightly South west

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Tried the “not texting first” gimmick and we haven’t spoken in six months

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

Act now or it will forever be a dream,when you tell yourself something repeatedly without action your mind often losses the morale(dopamine) to act - a message to my future self

[خليفة @_lostinfilm]

One of your responsibilities as an adult is to make kids feel seen and heard by the way.

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

@W_E_S_0000 @Gichy_ Hio lip kila cyclist learns about it the hard way. But also landing in a ditch will leave a scar, me sahii Niko na landmark kwa magoti😂

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

@Oigara_K @stats_feed Me and you both bruv 😂😂🤝🏾

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

@AfJourno @coolkid__8 One cyber attack and we have the entire nation's data in the hand of God knows who. But I did some research and saw that this would take a crazy amount of infrastructure to store the data. Sasa hata wakipitisha it would still take years to implement

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

@stats_feed I miss the days I could drink raw milk right of the packet

[elvis mansplaining🗿 @waitarian1]

One of the good traits I acquired from my uni years is a strong saving culture. And the crazy part is it all started when I was arrested and the cops went with all my money and I didn't have a "supplementary budget"
I wasn't even doing anything illegal, fuck this nation man😭😂