JW

Music & football & a bass guitar. An old Mod gone to seed. Vintage Fred Perry obsessive. Views model's own. Personal account

[JW @Waitey70]

@bookshaped I know! A physiological moment over which I had no control (no understudy) and now scarred for life!

[JW @Waitey70]

@bookshaped I played the Big Bad Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood when I was 7. I’d just lost my two front teeth.

I had to say the line ‘all the better to eat you with’ whistling through the gap where my choppers once were.

The parents and teachers laughed at me (not with me, the liars)

[JW @Waitey70]

@KTHopkins @UKIP Brave??? Pah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 😂😂😂.

[JW @Waitey70]

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon Chelsea Girl - Simple Minds.

Always a good one

[JW @Waitey70]

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon My given name is Dickie and I come from Billericay! And I’m doing rather well...

[JW @Waitey70]

@BushmanQPR @QPRReport @paulfinney1969 @StanleyBowles @FootballThen @GoalsandWickets @AndrewNobleQPR @kevingallen10 @SimonBarker19 @AndySintonQPR Cheers - one I was thinking of was the start of the 89-90 season 👍🏻

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Boris Johnson ran for mayor twice as a socially liberal, pro-immigration, pro-Single Market politician who was at home with diverse modern Britain.

Now look at him.

[JW @Waitey70]

@Britpopmemories @ScreamOfficial @TheDJohnsonR3AL It’s heavily front loaded and not quite as good as Vanishing Point or XTRMNTR

Still the best Stones album since Exile!

[JW @Waitey70]

@QPR Every time!

[JW @Waitey70]

@historylvrsclub Place de la Concorde has definitely changed a bit

[JW @Waitey70]

@JayneMoobs It’s aged like bottle of fine corked Wolf Blass Chardonnay left next to the cat box in the sun.

Doris Stokes’ legacy remains secure

[JW @Waitey70]

@kickitout @sarahowens73 @KeeleyTemple This is brilliant!

[JW @Waitey70]

@SJFC_SLO Good stuff! 👍🏻👏🏻

[JW @Waitey70]

@chrispaouros @talkSPORT @maxrushden @justinmoorhouse Always slightly disappointed when Justin appears without tiger face paint 😉

[JW @Waitey70]

@SJFC_SLO @cafefootball Our Mr Dyster should be with you! Please say hello!! 👋👋

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.

Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Update on Brextremist monied elite:
James Dyson: Building factory in Singapore
Jim Ratcliffe: Moving to Monaco
Arron Banks: Would now vote Remain & under investigation
Luke Johnson: Battling to save cake chain
Jacob Rees-Mogg: Opened Dublin office
Nigel Lawson: Staying in France

[JW @Waitey70]

@simon_price01 Revolution revolution revolution revolution

[JW @Waitey70]

@Goddardinho @richardvadon @LoftforWords You need to have a look at some of the Philadelphia Eagles fan tv sites.

Makes Arsenal Fan TV look like Frost/Nixon