Jimmy E

Hacking, photos, guitars - -what else is there?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

I don’t make the rules. Read the Bible.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Sports Americans Care About, Ranked

NFL American Football
American College Football
Major League Baseball
NBA Basketball
College Basketball
NASCAR
Basketball Where Caitlin Clark Is Playing
NHL Hockey
American High School Football
PGA Golf
Indy Car
Track and Field
F1
UFC
WWE
Gymnastics
Figure Skating
College Women Softball
Canadian Football
Moto GP
Tennis
Skiing
NHRA Drag Racing
High School Basketball
Xtreme Sports
USFL Football
College Baseball
Arena Football
Motocross
PBR Rodeo
Minor League Baseball
College Hockey
High School Baseball
Japanese Baseball
Sumo Wrestling
Pro Bowling
Monster Trucks
Australian Rules Football
Combine Demolition Derby
Rugby
Miniature Golf
Crossfit
Pickleball
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any sort of soccer

[theficouple @theficouple]

Reminder for all young parents:

You only get:
- 1 Summer with your baby
- 3 with your toddler
- 9 with your child
- 5 with your teenager

This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

[ANGELO @angelofenks277]

Oliver Kahn once took part in a charity penalty shootout against a group of 9-year-old kids. 🧤🇩🇪

The rules were simple:
Every goal the kids scored would generate money for charity.

Most goalkeepers would probably let a few in.

Kahn's response?
Save. Every. Single. Penalty.

He was Diving, Saving, Intimidating.

Charity money raised from goals: €0. 💀

Then came the plot twist.

After turning into prime Oliver Kahn against a bunch of kids, he donated €100,000 of his own money.

He refused to let the kids win.
But he made sure the charity did. 😂

The most Oliver Kahn story ever. 🧤💀

Football stories like this are always nice to know.

[Christopher J. Scalia @cjscalia]

Ted Baxter

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Just trying to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
#CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the nfc west:

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

What did spielberg mean by this transition?

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

What’s funny is that other than knowing that’s the movie George Lucas made before Star Wars and that Harrison Ford is in it, I know nothing about that movie.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

a horror movie made for $750,000 is about to become one of the most profitable films ever made.

Obsession - shot in 20 days in Alabama by a 26-year-old YouTuber with no stars in the cast - is now eyeing a $250 million+ box office finish. that's a return north of 300 times its budget. it's already the highest-grossing release in Focus Features history.

now look at what the industry spent that same money on:
- Joker: Folie a Deux - ~$200 million budget. a punchline.
- Mickey 17 - ~$118 million. forgotten in a month.
- The Mandalorian & Grogu - $165 million, 7 years, the entire Lucasfilm machine. it's currently losing the weekday box office to... Obsession.

Hollywood keeps insisting you need $200 million, a pre-sold IP, and a marketing budget the size of a small country to make a hit. then a guy with a camera, a wish-granting toy, and three weeks in Alabama outearned all of them on a rounding error of their catering bill.

the most profitable movie of the year cost less than a single second of screen time in the average blockbuster. turns out audiences never wanted the budget. they wanted a good movie.

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

I watched The Thing for the first time and now I'm starting to think John Carpenter is the greatest to ever do it

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Or how about the 1954 Kaiser Darrin? America's 2nd production fiberglass sports car (preceded only by the Corvette). And it has doors that go like THIS &lt;wild Russ Hanneman hand gestures&gt;.

Designed by Howard "Dutch" Darrin, who earlier revamped Packard styling with the Clipper.

[Lucas Star Wars Girl @LucasSWGirl]

RIP Marcia Lucas, ex wife of George Lucas and Oscar Winner for her editing of Star Wars.

She let rip on the Disney Sequels and every single word was true. They never did call her.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"This makes no sense!"

[Jimmy E @waitforit]

Same fear but with guitars

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

One of my biggest fears is that when I die, my wife will sell all my guns for what I told her they cost. 😩

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Honestly Ferraris have always been targeted at rich douchebags. The traditional rich Ferrari douchebag enjoyed a loud high revving V12 and driving way faster than their skill level. Apparently Ferrari now wants to target rich douchebags who hate cars altogether

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

"I want a Ferrari."
That's cool
"but with no shifter."
Whut
"Make it a 4 door that sets up high."
I'm sorry ma'am but
"And electric. And self-driving."
I think that we
"And in Crayola colors. Like a Fisher-Price toy."
How about you buy a Ferrari decal and put in on a Zoox

[ApoStructura @ApoStructura]

Starship is by far the largest spacecraft to safely reenter the atmosphere from orbital velocities.

Here it is compared to the Space Shuttle, Orion, and the Apollo command module.