Lightbringer

I was an atheist until I realized I was god.

[Filipe Teixeira @Apeteceume]

Não me lembro deste professor do Harry Potter

[Juanca @Nanosecso]

Aquí han pitado falta a favor de Argentina.

Y no estoy bromeando.

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

I just looked just for fun and almost every hotel on strip has rooms available

[Centeio @PaoFatiado]

Espero que se torne mais comum os políticos, quando falam, terem atrás o nome de quem os comprou e patrocina.

[Don Maízo @DonMaizo]

Bueno, a sus 54 años está jubilado, lleva una vida de lujo y confort, y se está follando a Kate Perry. No sé si estamos para reírnos mucho de él.

[Diogo 🇮🇹 @djjmm04]

Façam o mundial sozinhos, é boicotar esta merda a nível ibérico

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there’s so much potential for good when you remove the greed for power and money

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Why’s he dressed like a gay shower curtain?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Brazilian footballers after their first major pay check

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

We don’t hate him cause he’s a republican. We hate him cause he’s a pedo, raping, bigoted ass idiot.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MENTAL ILLNESS

[Solomon Hykes @solomonstre]

Captchas are about to get so much worse.

[Tomás @Tomas_Pereira_T]

Cinema absoluto isto ser o enquadramento em que disse isto.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump has pardoned more than 70 people convicted of fraud.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

In NO WORLD should this name be redacted

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

A WORLD CUP HALFTIME SHOW?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE AMERICANS DOING TO MY WORLD CUP THIS ISNT THE SUPERBOWL

[Cat ✨ @slasysh]

as minhas condolências à Escócia

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in 1992 the Vice President of the United States misspelled the word "potato" and it effectively ended his political career