big chilling big grilling

“I’m nothing like Jesus. I’m the reincarnation of Thanos”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

went up to a hot girl to be like “where did you get your yoga pants they look so good” and she was like “amazon, i wouldn’t recommend them, they’re pretty bad quality, i just have a nice body” thank you for your transparency queen

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

bible college girls are like “marriage is so hard” yeah, you married a 19-year old evangelical man

[jess @portgasdworded]

No because Pride and Prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated my behavior patterns and why +

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

What was the thought process

[Hollyn @sadlifeebro]

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i have built enough character. it is time for my life to get easy

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Don’t forget if you’re on SSRIs/antidepressants you are more susceptible to heatstroke so wear your SPF and drink lots of water and stay in the shade sometimes xxx

[Jordan Rice @JordanLRice]

For anyone talking about #Juneteenth this weekend-- it's always preferable to say "enslaved people" instead of "the slaves". Calling people "slaves" minimizes the actions of the people and systems that enslaved them. Liberation first starts with retelling history more truthfully.

[Cortland Coffey @CortlandCoffey]

Remember:
Black-to call out anti-blackness.
Red-to burn down oppressive systems.
Blue-to remember to drink your water.
White-to dismantle white supremacy.
Green-to care for the planet.
Gold -to divest of systems that concentrate wealth.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection. — We can still do that.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Jesus was not a white, American man.

The U.S. flag is not a symbol for the Church or for Jesus.

The National Anthem is not a holy hymn.

Slavery was not a “necessary evil” to build empire and to “bring” Africans to Jesus.

Jesus carried the Cross, not a gun.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Rick Scott just tried to attack President Biden by saying that “Canada has plenty of baby formula… but not the United States.” Reminder, Trump’s USMCA trade deal made it virtually impossible for Canada to export infant formula to the US.