Gargoyle Waiting

Twitter might not be the best role model, but have you seen real-life nowadays?

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@quantick #drwhooasis Cyberman Supernova

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Has anyone else noticed that the #fairyliquid ad says it lasts 50% longer than other brands, but shows it lasting twice as long? That's 100%

[Corey Graves @WWEGraves]

One time, my friend was getting beaten up at a bar, but I didn't help him because the jukebox didn't have my entrance music.

#RAW

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.@topeleven maybe tell @AmazonAppsUK to pull the app if your not supporting it any more?

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@topeleven so that's the end of top eleven on the kindle?

[Alan Finch @Finch80Alan]

@topeleven still not working on my Kindle Fire HD.

[Corinne 🥰⚽️🥰⚽️🥰⚽️🥰 @kiny1912]

@topeleven Is there a problem with Amazon store version, can't seem to access from kindle today.

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

#topeleven when will kindle version be ready?

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@topeleven for two days now. Thanks! This is teh awesome!!!!

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Not sure if my phone's fucked, or if twitter have launched a new feature.

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

@episode7sucks how about you, gurl, we can be a thing

[Cahonas Scotland @CahonasScotland]

Dear @scottishfa having trouble keeping your eye on your balls? Any advice needed we're here to help #CheckYourBalls

[Rudi Skacel @RudiSkacel51]

Come on the JAMBOS! Derby day! 🎉

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@topeleven bridesmaid again!

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Can I blow the @topeleven league on the last day of the season? History suggests...yes...

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@govindajeggy but, interestingly, he could reach out and touch fraise

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@Herring1967 @Stenun International Men's Day? Typical! When's International WOMEN'S Day?

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Commentator: Statistically, Gomes punches significantly more balls than other goalkeepers
Me: Statistically significant? I think not!

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@joshgroban no. Because if that happened I'd imagine I was a multi platinum singer songwriter.

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@wetherspoonuk you put Louis Armstrong in charge of catering again?