Robert Flatman

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

REUS STOPS TILIO AND HEARTS ARE THROUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hearts | ✅✅✅✅❌
SK Rapid | ✅✅❌✅❌

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@Parody_PM Which one!

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@topeleven Red

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Trump ten days ago:
"You can't join the war when we've already won"
Trump today:
"Err... please can we have some help with the war we've already won?"

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please stop calling Matt Goodwin Matt Badloss. He really hates it, so whatever you do don’t share this with the hashtag #MattBadloss to get it trending.

[Graeme Easton @graemeeaston]

2025… another blockbuster year of announcements!

2026… has the potential for a few more…

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

#ReformActionDay

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Do help dear old Lembit get an accurate picture. Please vote and share.

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@ee Agree a contract price with you on the 1st February and you are putting the price up 2 months later. Very disappointing

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please stop calling Tesla cars Swasticars. Elon Musk hates it and it would be awful if it started trending on the Muskenfuhrer’s own platform. So do NOT retweet this with the hashtag #swasticars

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@Worsleywhite Have the organisations I follow are not on Bluesky or Threads or else I would join you.

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@topeleven I will if you get your payment system sorted?

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@topeleven when are you going to get your purchading in app working?

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@utdreport No

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

Why do my Nike air max squeak after only wearing them for 6 months?
@nike

[Top Eleven @topeleven]

Want a signed jersey from José Mourinho or Xabi Alonso? Now's your chance to win it! 🤩

Follow @topeleven, like & repost this post to enter our #giveaway. One lucky winner will receive a jersey with the signature from José Mourinho or Xabi Alonso!

Entries close on the 14th of July, 11:00 PM (CEST) ⏰

Good luck 🍀

#TopEleven

[Robert Flatman @RobertDFlatman]

@graemeeaston Do you think he is leaving?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@RishiSunak I'm proud to have supported something that is costing us £100bn a year and has made us an international laughing stock. That's why we deserve to be obliterated on 4 July.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

Andrew Tate is facing "charges in Romania of human trafficking, rape, and forming a criminal gang to sexually exploit women".
Farage praised him. Let that sink in.

https://t.co/e08iiBSjcP