Slim Shady

cheese ball connoisseur • “do I cut the cheese or spread the meat?”. start me like a lawnmower. 😂

[Slim Shady @waitwhaaaaaattt]

Oh, you're back?

[FLOAT @kcamp]

I can’t lie. I be in my own 🌎

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

One year ago:

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Be so fucking proud of yourself for passing those hardest moments alone, while everyone believed you were fine.

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Scrolling through Venmo looking at all the couples that charge each other money

[H(im). Emerson Armstrong @HEmmyArmstrong]

Nothing better than watching Jon Taffer yell at grown ass adults in the morning

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Once you start eating flavor blasted goldfish it’s very difficult to go back to the original.

[q @qglezzz]

having me in your life is a fucking win

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

netflix be so insecure yes babe i'm still here

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i can be social for 3 days then not want to speak to anyone for 5 days

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

cleaning is fun when no one ask you to

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

i want what i give. simple as that.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Not everybody will understand your silence, remember that

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

Y’all be judging people who overcame situations that woulda broke y’all into pieces.

[gem @gemothy]

there is not a single home renovation show i've watched where i've wanted to know the hosts better. i don't care about your character development let me see the new kitchen island

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

big life lesson: if they want to, they will.