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ingrown hair removal video fanatic, lover of a good burp, and mother to Chef

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the first 5 minutes of the movie 300 is an abbreviated version of the Lion’s King to a tea.

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things i hate about europe:

1. why is there no seating in airports???
2. no air conditioning or half the time doesn’t work.
3. people don’t know how lines work and they constantly just cut. manners???

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why do so many old men look exactly like bernie sanders

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some trashy old women smell like olive tapenade

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i speculate that the term “stop being a dick” originated from a man named richard who went by dick

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capybaras are not real until i get to see one with my own eyes

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i never post on this thing when i’m sober but i wanted to mention that beavers are environmental engineers!

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don’t text. too busy crushing, candy crushing that is

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the doodlebob episode may be the most underrated spongebob episode there is

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i love online shopping but i get so much anxiety wondering if my stuff will get stolen

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the fact that moths look furry freaks me tf out

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one of the finer things in life is the simple pleasures of certain textures of foods like kiwi seeds and water chestnuts

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a lot of people worry about viruses becoming epidemics now, but this would be a less apparent issue if every country was given access to clean water and food and had up to date medical procedures consistently. this would reduce the spread or creation of a virus altogether

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i’ll never forget the feeling of drinking a double shot on ice with almond milk. please starbucks i’m begging u to bring the drink back

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i’m laying in bed with my freshly shaved legs watching a pimple popping tik tok all while smelling like a coconut. life is good.

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do u think european countries look upon other european countries like the same way that states view states in America

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imagine being a farm animal on a farm that doesn’t slaughter their animals. It’s like Charlottes Web vibes. soundslike a dream

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Lyndon B Johnson plotted Kennedy’s death. Oswald was just the hit man

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chiropractors arent real. neither are birds

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every time i have a tampon in and need to change it but have to pee really bad, i pee a little on my hand as i pull it out