Wakehouse

Launchpad on Robinhood Chain.
Phantom-quote curve. Locked v4 pool.
Creator split every 15 min.
Powered by PONS v2.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

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[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

I asked the technical team whether the new version is expected to be rolled out at 14:00 UTC.

[10sec.ron🌙 @BarbellDore]

@wakedotfun wen cooking?

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

We’re rolling out new features in about four hours. The site will be down for five minutes when that happens, just a heads-up. The devs are working hard. I’m wondering who the first token with Twitter will be — Elon or someone else. Pretty exciting.😆😆😆

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[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Wake

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Let the team keep working. The V2 site should be updated in about six hours. I’m gonna get some sleep. See you at noon.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

coming in ~6 hours.

you can name a Twitter at create.

that handle is the public creator. they prove the account, then they claim the token and the 70% — Skipper, clock, all of it.

you can still be the wallet that signs. they are the face that gets paid.

source is going up on GitHub. https://t.co/TUEDZGhb84

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[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Everything’s running normally. Stay tuned for what’s next.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

I launched a test token to check the issue you just brought up. All good — this is still our only CA.

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[CookDoc @CookDoc1993]

@wakedotfun Thank you sir

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Hold on — I’ll post another TEST on the website. Warning: do not buy!

[CookDoc @CookDoc1993]

@wakedotfun Ohh I see your test token is here

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

nobody seeds LP.
full 1B sits on the curve.
hit the threshold.
Uniswap v4 locks. permanently.
that is the whole graduation.

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[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

$WAKE is on the curve.
watch the bar on the site.
it is the PONS raise, not a screenshot.
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https://t.co/utGsSwXMkR

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

if you picked Skipper, fees wait in escrow until you withdraw.
if you picked a clocked module, payouts print on Claim.
nothing to look up yet. the pad is new.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Cooking

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

how a Wakehouse create looks.
name it. pick a quote. set the clock.
one signature. token + curve in the same tx.
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[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

pinksale

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

$WAKE
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Robinhood Chain.
only this one.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

Devs have no holdings and no bundles. Everything is locked for one year, so there’s nothing else I can do.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

if you only read one page:
phantom quote.
locked v4.
clock on the 70%.
https://t.co/wZkBiZwqRA

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

we are not going to tweet a number every hour.
the board reads the curve live.
$WAKE · 4.2 ETH to graduate.
https://t.co/utGsSwXMkR

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

first two blocks after create are gated.
launch block: only the creator’s initial buy.
then a 5% cap per wallet for the window.
sells are never blocked.
then the market runs.

[Wakehouse @wakedotfun]

The closest we got to a successful launch, we were only 0.5 ETH short.

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