Chris Wakefield

Podcaster: @eticketreport, Creative Director: Wakefield Creative Consulting, Journalist/Historian: @wish_tv - @circlecitytalk, Hoosier - he/him

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

This is the kind of stuff I do in my head but don’t tell anyone about.

[Jennifer Saha @Jen_Saha]

Agree 10000%, It doesn’t even math. Let’s just look at USA. 350m people, appx 100m households. You buy a mattress maaaaybe once every 10 years. So in any given year, the entire mattress market sells 10m mattresses. I’d guess at least half are now online ship to your house so you’re looking at perhaps 5m mattresses spread over a year at ALL locations. The internet tells me there are 10k stores across the USA, let’s just average a mattress at $1500, so each store maybe makes $750k a year/$62k a month before any expenses. It’s unsustainable! Impossible!

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

Indiana: “Hey Bears, we’ll build you a new stadium FOR FREE!”

Bears: “ok but let us check with Illinois one….more….time….”

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

A great way to wrap up the first 250 years of a distinctly diverse and weird country. We’re like if the Romans had Internet.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

TMZ reports that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding's is set for July 3rd with the venue rumored to be Madison Square Garden.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

God please let me live long enough to see this day.

[John E Moore @johnemoore25th]

@TitleTownTalks

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

Evangelicals have mastered the art of manufacturing outrage to grift off of Christians. They have ready-made PR campaigns and everything. Impressive. I respect the hustle.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

In-N-Out owner refuses to remove Bible Verses from their items despite backlash.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

Was off to a GREAT start but then they broke a time-tested rule: Don’t gimmick the gimmick.

A show about aliens feeding off of old people in a retirement community is enough. Working in the “mother” stuff was weird and quickly shifted the feel and tone of the show.

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

Thoughts on Netflix's The Boroughs?

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

She’ll win by 25 points next election.

[FOX59 News @FOX59]

NEW: Shelbyville Mayor Scott Furgeson was caught on camera insulting his own constituents and insinuating that everyone with “No Data Centers” signs in their yards were poor renters living in “sh***y houses.”

Watch the video:
https://t.co/kWKnBAi1yz

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

@Gaylaxian Some say it’s been like this for 250 years…

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

There’s a small two-block section of a little neighborhood in downtown Indianapolis, and most of the residents are doctors and nurses, and one thing I alway see while walking though the area, is how many of them go on evening walks as much as possible. It’s like eating to them.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

I’m about to do something really special for local television nerds and I really hope one day y’all thank me. There’s only like 100 of us left out there.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

and water is wet

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

WHITE SOX WIN!

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

@ChiSoxFanMike “My dad’s going to come the playground and beat you up” energy.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

This comparison was made….respectfully.

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

It’s funny to me that people can widely accept the concept of this animal: a mammal that lays eggs and produces venom, but some of those same people fight to deny the existence of trans people. Sometimes nature makes a new version of something and thats ok. It’s just different 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The platypus is one of nature's greatest mysteries. It lays eggs, produces venom, hunts using electroreception, and was once thought to be a scientific hoax because its appearance seemed too strange to be real

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

@ShawnNOrlando These people never ceases to amaze me. They’ve monetized the parks to the point of no return.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Trump has lost in iran. They are fully in control. Global inventories are running out. Energy crisis about to hit that will make 2022 seem like a breeze. Asia, which is where roughly 40% of the world's manufacturing takes place is going to take the biggest hit first then Europe. We wont run out of gas or oil, whether you'llbe able to afford it is a different subject. Maga has literally made everyone's life in the entire world shittier other than the epstein pedo billionaire class they support. The world is being held hostage by the dumbest sacks of shit in our society. This is by far the worst strategic mistake of my lifetime and the repercussions will be felt for at least a generation. You cannot hate these ppl enough. Their stupidity has ruined us.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

They out here saying we should’ve just all voted for Trump in 2020 just to get it over with sooner 😂

[Mikey Rocks @SirMichaelRocks]

Dog it feel like this nigga been the president for 12 years now

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

@JATompkins @jordantsmith09 Where can we find the data?