Ladies if he:
-asks you for nudes
-watches porn
-is okay with you dressing immodestly
-doesn't go to church
He's not your man. He's a faggot who just wants to masturbate and leave you in the dirt.
Dear racist,
Your car is German.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your hyperinflation is Israeli.
Your letters are Latin.
And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Pull yourself together.
Got kicked out of my gym for shitting in the shower.
Nowhere in the rules does it say you can’t shit in the bathroom. The showers are located in the bathroom and I was already taking a shower... plus it’s clean anyway I mean the showers have drains...
So fucking annoying