han 🐞

thriving on espresso martinis and spite // 8123 // swiftie 🫶🏼 // one of the bugs

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@KahanArchive ok thank you I also thought this was quite strange

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

23… you’re joking… I hope Fenway crumbles and gets hit by a tornado

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@NoahKahan I will never forgive you

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@NoahKahan Noah what the fuck not without me

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Make it illegal for Google Maps to hide the fact that the Starbucks you’re rushing to is located inside of a Kroger.

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@NoahKahan THAT WAS AN OPTION???

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

this means a lot to the 7 breathe stans including me

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a system like that

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

but non New Yorkers are talking shit about a street they’re not even using being closed lol

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include:

• City Harvest (New York City)

• Food Bank for NYC

• New York Cares

• Los Angeles Regional Food Bank

• Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO)

• The Store (Nashville, TN)

• Helping Harvest (Reading, PA)

• Rhode Island Community Food Bank

• Feeding America (National)

• ASPCA (National)

• Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National)

• Grammy in the Schools (National)

• Education Through Music (New York, NY)

• Answer the Call (New York, NY)

• Musical Mentors (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH)

• MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs)

• Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone

• Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO)

https://t.co/pB1Vz5ZtiN

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

if, hypothetically, one of your favorite musicians personally drew you a tattoo but it’s so ugly (I say lovingly)… where tf do I put it 💀

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

side note remember when people on tik tok thought staying still was going to be on the hunger games soundtrack lmfao

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

there is 0 energy on the field rn which is fucking crazy you guys paid AT LEAST $200 to be here and you’re standing completely still 💀

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

theme of tonight’s concert fit is controversial set list creators @patmaine @NoahKahan 🫪

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

cincy peeps for Noah tonight - water/ice on your inner wrists and inner ankles cools you down faster if you’re feeling overheated!! 🫰🏻

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@KristaKulp @NoahKahan real but also he himself has said we go way back is sad asf 💀

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@NoahKahan actually on second thought, perhaps 23? ���

[han 🐞 @wakeuphan]

@NoahKahan yes but also keep willing and able 😭😭😭 please 😭😭😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinatti it is hot as fuck. Store some water in your bodies for tears like one of those fuck ass camels