Sassception Clock

Official alarm clock to Team Sassception (of #GISHWHES). Currently holds the unofficial world record for being the world's worst alarm clock.

[Chani #SPNWatchParty @ChaniWatcher]

Please don't unfollow #aclockalypse #GISHWHES as it may take weeks for the judges to check all the accounts!

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

SO ROMANTIC “@OwlKatz: @wakeuphobag I'll be waiting for you when the bell chimes, and our hands barely touch. Good bye my lovely clock. <3”

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@jarpad Y U NO COMPLIMENT @mishacollins?

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM!

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

I just got told that I had to stop being a clock and start being a human. #WAT

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM!

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@BZZBZZZBIOTCH It's tottering on the edge of the table.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

I AM A CLOCK. I DO NOT HAVE TO BE LOGICAL! @BZZBZZZBIOTCH #hater

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@clockthatrocks I do what I want.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@BZZBZZZBIOTCH I don't remember saying anything about sending her the correct time.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@BZZBZZZBIOTCH As my clockbro, I would have hoped you'd have understood me. I see I was wrong.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

OMG I MEANT ACTUAL HANDS LIKE HUMANS. U GUISE.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@clockthatrocks Hands with thumbs***

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

I wish I had hands so I could take pictures of my face and send them to my human. That way, she'll always know what time it is.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM!

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

But that's love, right?

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

I went off at 4:30 AM. Bitches love when you go off at 4:30 AM. And by "love," I mean "hate to the point they start plotting your demise."

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

@howdoieventweet This truth rn.

[Sassception Clock @wakeuphobag]

Clock, lock, and drop it. Not sure what "it" is yet.