Horsemeat Chalupa

Buy my shirts. Cat needs money for a hair transplant. Also, I'm out of beer. Thanks.

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

#EndtheFed #Secession #NorthDakota #EveryStateItsOwnCountry

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Whenever a midwesterner says, "Ope, Sorry" unironically an angel gets its wings

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

#Afroman for president #AfromanForPresident #AfromanforPrez

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers solved racism by taking the Yellow Ranger played by an Asian and the Black Ranger played by an African American in the show and switching their roles for the movie - the Black Yellow Ranger and the Asian Black Ranger. #Racism

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

@JCherrey ZEET

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

The bad news is I have a gas leak. The good news is that when I moved the oven to address the issue, my cat found one of her favorite balls. So that's nice.

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons #YouGetAids

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

They open the senate chamber doors and Aliens were Cats this whole time.

#UFO #Murica

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

"Andrew Santino is the funniest comedian working today." - Norm MacDonald

#AndrewSantino #GOAT #Norm

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Infiltrating Mckamey Manor https://t.co/LWSFIzzvZd via @YouTube

#RecklessBen is an incredible journalist. There's about an hour of this put up so far on Youtube and it's riveting the whole way through.

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

"Sometimes, the eyes see clearest when they see nothing but blood red." - Punky, probably

#DemonKitty

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Here's the love Fox News was giving #DougBurgum

They almost got the state he's governor of right. They guessed Wyoming. So close.

#NorthDakota

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

The people upset about Black Ariel and Hispanic Snow White are the same people who think Jesus looks like an Allman Brother. #JesusWasBlack

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

There is the CSW (British) and TWL (American) Scrabble dictionaries. I don't even speak Olde English yet my CSW rating is 1500 and my TWL rating is 1200. So. American Scrabble is way tougher than what those Brit Pansies play. #Scrabble #Murica

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Groceries expected to increase 6% this year. During annual reviews, companies give their employees a 26 cent raise. #PitchforksReady #ThisShitSucks #Murica

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

#DougBurgum is buying votes for Nineteen Dollars a Pop. Giving away the #BidenReliefCard, a $20 gift card, in exchange for a $1 donation to his presidential run.

#Murica

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

That's where I left my cocaine

#WhiteHouse

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

@iAmFroggyFresh

You da man and will always be da man. That mullet do got me bicurious too doe

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Happy birthday, God

#July4

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

Suplex is not a recognized American Dictionary #Scrabble word and that is UnAmerican

[Horsemeat Chalupa @WakeUpPunky]

#JusticeforFroggyFresh