Brandon

ready to get the FUCK! asap after this shit

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[Brandon @wakeupslap]

@Thiss_Youu “Fuck his prostate” Is CRAZY

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[SkriptkeeperElect @Skriptkeeper17]

Redacted selective Outrage

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

I CALLED IT, ANIMALS, AND YOU LAUGHED!!! Months ago I told you ICE would buy facilities DIRECTLY from the prison companies at north of $150,000 per bed — and I was WRONG, folks, it was BETTER!!! ICE just bought TWO facilities from CoreCivic — $CXW — for $1.47 BILLION!!! That's $286,000 per bed in California City, $371,000 PER BED at Otay Mesa, $323,000 a bed COMBINED — DOUBLE what these things cost to build!!! Even I underestimated the beauty, and I NEVER underestimate!!!

AND WHO OWNS $CXW??? DONALD TRUMP!!! It's RIGHT THERE in the disclosure, folks — the man holds CoreCivic AND GEO Group, the two companies running America's ICE detention centers!!! Follow the bouncing ball: HE runs the immigration crackdown!!! HIS DHS just wired $1.47 billion to a company HE OWNS SHARES IN, at DOUBLE replacement cost!!! The buyer is his government, the seller is his portfolio, and the taxpayer is the ATM!!! That's not a conflict of interest, that's a CLOSED LOOP!!!

And the STRUCTURE is a masterpiece: DHS buys the buildings, but CoreCivic KEEPS OPERATING them under the same contracts!!! Sold the real estate, KEPT the revenue — like selling your house and the buyer pays YOU rent!!! Gain north of $1 BILLION on assets carried at PENNIES!!!

THE DE-LEVERING — exactly like I told you: $716 MILLION of debt GONE overnight!!! Credit facility, GONE!!! The 2027 notes, GONE!!! And that puts them under the covenant thresholds that unlock UNLIMITED BUYBACKS with the $400 million left over!!! Fewer shares, folks — and whose shares get more valuable??? DONALD'S!!!

AND THE SEQUEL IS COMING: CoreCivic says it's in talks with ICE to sell MORE facilities!!! The machine runs forever: sign the orders, fill the beds, sell the buildings to yourself at double price, buy back the stock, watch the disclosure GLOW!!! One catch the animals should know — ICE can cancel those operating contracts anytime, so read the covenants before you chase!!! Do your own research, NOT advice!!! Is ANYBODY looking into this??? The SEC??? He APPOINTS the SEC!!! I called the trade, the price, AND the de-levering — GREATEST prison analyst in American history, maybe ever!!!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

Yesterday I posted on insta about how the only protein my son has eaten in 8mo of cancer and chemo is popcorn chicken from Romans Deli - no other will do - and they responded by saying he could have free unlimited popcorn chicken 😭 complete with a lil laminated card

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

thank you sir 🥹

[✮Zero✮ @djetwater4]

never forget your roots..

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[river moon @kissmeriver]

gonna go cruising tonight ! this one’s for you george <3

[The Root @TheRoot]

Marlana Kendricks traveled over two hours from Cleveland to Columbus to oppose Ohio’s new Medicaid bill, HB 795. The Republican-backed bill would ban family members of Medicaid recipients from being certified caregivers.

[Brandon @wakeupslap]

@seeninheaven @hoodwild_

[Brandon @wakeupslap]

@artemxcx LMFAOOOO!??????

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Cameron is CONFESSIING 🪩 @madonnasoldmore]

Maybe i’m too woke but why is a 16 year old promoting alcohol

[Brandon @wakeupslap]

@xxplumkiss @FabulousUrfave @goldachillean @verythickvajjjj If I’m putting lotion body oil whatever tf it’s just going on my whole body the same way as when I’m doing my skincare if some moisturizer gets on my lips I’m not like, wiping it off? What’s the big whoop if I’m not getting out vaseline and doing separate BUTTHOLE SKINCARE??

[Brandon @wakeupslap]

@xxplumkiss @verythickvajjjj Sis you were NOT the only one