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anna/beep/spoons | she/her | 34 | probably thinking about mitch marner | #LeafsForever | my vagina has superpowers | trivia pod: @pplspolygraph | pfp: @LixxieB

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@JazzySatinDoll Help! Me house is on fire!
Call the fire brigade!
Pass the bucket!
There must be another way of doing the credits......

[ant 🐜 lauren kyle1 stan account @firelilyluke]

i don’t even know these guys but i fear this has become my favorite sports socials video of all time. ever team in every sport should do this if given the opportunity this is so funny

[🫥 @oilygifs]

I feel so old

[Alex Hobson @hobson_alex16]

The hockey world is infatuated with Mitch Marner right now, and it has nothing to do with Marner and everything to do with the crest he used to wear. Had it with this narrative. Latest for @TLNdc: https://t.co/jtEfGzDiXN

[italian pat butcher 🚂 @iiofspain]

armando iannucci being the paddington 4 scriptwriter means the chances of mr curry calling paddington a cunt are low but not zero

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Big Yellow Taxi first draft

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@discorry PR training kicking in there omg 💀💀

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

harvey dent's "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" line has become a standard english proverb to the point i'm damn certain a lot of people use it without even knowing it came from TDK

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not last ! 🥳🥳

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

The second set of Power Rankings are here 👀

Read more 🔗 https://t.co/Q0x1Ev18ty

[Georgina Hollifield 💚 @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3]

My 5 year old just tried to place an Uber eats grocery order and his shopping priorities have me cackling

[EJ @ejmichele]

They really should have ref cams in the NHL. It makes them so much more sympathetic. They’re not always right but how could you be when you’re basically trying to manage the world’s most violent kindergarten class

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@makebileaf i must always be a battenburg

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@makebileaf i like the colours tbf it's more that it's all the same sign 😂 (rising is virgo so more pink!)

[flo ❀ @florebella_]

“let’s take it to these cunts” oh great britain you are so special to me

[sarah🦦 @deanorues]

hockey canada should have genuinely been destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up after the world juniors team group rape incident was exposed. how goddamn pathetic

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

In the best hands 🎉

We are proud to welcome Manon Rhéaume - two-time Women’s Worlds gold medalist, Olympic silver medalist, first woman to play in an NHL game AND first woman to sign a professional hockey contract - as our team’s first General Manager!
📰 https://t.co/nlqAgnsM70

[Chris @citehchris]

everything I know about boston dating I learned from this tweet

[Jo @puckdrop]

Chaykas first week really was getting 1oa, chatting with players and then firing the coach everyone hates, keep up the great work diva

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got this notification whilst watching a drag queen at a work conference and i can't explain WHY but it does feel right

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Craig Berube has been fired by the #leafs