Chris Chatham

Give the odd marathon and triathlon a crack.

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

Better fire up the ol’ Twitter account. It’s June and @LeTour is back on the tv. @CyclingCentral @warrachie

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@TitusOReily Will the umpires also be allowed the substitute rule for when they suffer a concussion trying to interpret the man on the mark rule?

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

I’m guessing @WestCoastEagles forgot to drink their Gatorade before the match tonight. #AFLCatsEagles #aflfinals #sillywillie

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

Might be best if @StarsBBL and their supporters avoid eating for a while. Seen enough choking for one day. Wow, what a finish! #GETONRED @RenegadesBBL #BBL08Final #BBL08finals #BBL08

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@CliveFPalmer @deesnider Hey @CliveFPalmer, stop sending me texts. Not interested.

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@TitusOReily if mick malthouse says Hannebery is “the last person he’d pick”, is he now Hanebery’s manager and employing reverse psychology?

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@miketomalaris a friends #toursnacks in homage to the #cobbles tonight. #sbstdf #couchpeloton

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@TitusOReily
(Afl community):

getting in Lethlean is probably the worst thing the saints have done recently to their image.

(Person in charge of re-wording team song to satisfy a sponsor):

hold my beer...

#AFLSaintsBlues

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@TitusOReily on a scale of 0-@CarltonFC away strip, where does re-wording the @stkildafc song to satisfy a sponsor sit? #AFLSaintsBlues

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

Nope. Not enough #butter in the pancake. Only just made it up with the butter sauce on the abalone. #SBSTDF #buttergate

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

Very satisfied that #butter has made an appearance so early in the #sbstdf

Bravo, Gabriel, bravo. No #buttergate in 2018.

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@TitusOReily please feel for the forgotten victims in this #BallTampering saga: all the South African bus drivers who’ve had an Aussie cricketer thrown under them. #AUSvsSA

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@TitusOReily did @CarltonFC forget to separate their whites and colours? Those shorts look horrible. #AFLTigersBlues

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@BeejChatham @TheEllenShow Separated at birth? @BeejChatham @root66 @TheEllenShow

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Standard #Hottest100 tweet: number 1 is bullsh!t 😉🙄

Am looking forward to the 1997 version on @DoubleJRadio tomorrow tho...

[Chris Chatham @wakkatoo]

@warrachie Now for warney to ask how thirsty they all are...🤔

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@MarkHoward03- dang Howie, the @jarrodlylepga podcast. Lump in the throat stuff. Best one yet, and there has been some rippers. Fight hard Jarrod.

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Given that he is the now greatest Marsh to have ever lived, will all Australian stadiums now need to rename a stand in Shaun’s honor? @TitusOReily

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@TigerWoods @bradhodge007 @bowlologist: a nomination for you. #socialmediaselfpromoter

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Ahh damn, now my weekend away at @mtbuller in a fortnight is going to be too damn busy. #afleaglescrows #AFLDeesPies @TitusOReily #dammit