erik walbeehm

Aikido & Water; Anna & Eva

[erik walbeehm @walbeehm]

@KLM Er is geen doorkomen aan bij jullie. Nu al twee uur in het totaal in de wacht.....

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Retweeting this counts as going to church.

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You are deeply flawed and profoundly insignificant. I say that with love.

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Don't take this the wrong way, but I regret you as a species.

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"Did you create mosquitoes just to annoy people?" No. I created people just to feed mosquitoes.

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Just because you're misunderstood doesn't mean you're a genius.

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"I'll pray for you" is an intellectually dishonest way of saying "Fuck off."

[erik walbeehm @walbeehm]

My new bike: the Kenshō Bobber! Build by Sledhead Bobbers

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The world’s 80 richest people are now worth as much as its poorest 3.5 billion, although in fairness, fairness has nothing to do with it.

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Wrong! That's why I gave you two hands.

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Anybody who thinks I'm "pro-life" has not read the Bible very closely.

[Dr Reinier Feitz @ReinierFeitz]

Doctors should be prevented from performing cosmetic surgery outside their speciality, RCS http://t.co/0089JITgIq

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Retweeting this is an insult to the Prophet.

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I deserve all the praise for everything good that happens and none of the blame for anything bad that happens because I said so and shut up.

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Things are never as bad as they seem. People, though, they're usually much worse.

[erik walbeehm @walbeehm]

@smitjm molenweg 23 6862 HM, OOSTERBEEK. Yep

[erik walbeehm @walbeehm]

Oosterbeek vanaf 1 december.

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Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low.

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It's funny how nearly all the people who believe global warming is a myth also believe I'm not.

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A diamond ring is a way of telling a woman "I love you so much I want African children to suffer just so your finger can shine."