Waldo

eBay seller : waldorothstein

[Waldo @waldolansky]

Drake is the biggest mush in the world.

The Drake Curse......

[The Coffee with the Chicory ☕ 🇮🇹 🦆 @DaCoffeeChicory]

In light of recent humiliations, its an honor to be joined by men

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

When this dropped, Riff Raff officially won me over

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2002, George Bush briefly addressed the nation—then returned to his golf game, telling those around him to “watch this drive.”

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The polls tell us that this is the most unpopular war, going in, in American history. The President claims (and at least possibly believes) that it is 100% supported.

It’s impossible to overstate how insane this all is.

[Glock9Dorito @Glock9Dorito]

kids these days wouldn’t survive an mw2 lobby

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

DEGENERATION X HAS JOINED THE GREATEST TREND EVER 🔥

"Dad, what were you and your Bro like in the 90s"

https://t.co/dMpzKeQfpL

[Silence The Critics 🤫 @STheCritics]

The glass break. The crowd pop. Happy 3:16 day to all who celebrate.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

This violates the First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eight and Nine Amendments of the Bill of Rights.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🐅 Tiger Woods’ U.S. Am win at TPC Sawgrass back in 1994. @TWlegion

*match was all square here

[Waldo @waldolansky]

I’m so old I remember when this was a banger in the club

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Iran : Are you from America?

Me: 😭💀

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

They Banned Me For This...

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ removed this photo from the Epstein Files.

Dataset 9, EFTA01230639.

Note that this is undeniably Trump’s commerce secretary Howard Lutnick on Epstein Island. Also note that Howard Lutnick testified under oath that he only went to Epstein Island with his wife and his kids. This is just a bunch of men in this photo.

The cover-up continues in real time.

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Donald Trump illegally hid files alleging that he raped a child.

This is by far the most heinous scandal of any President in American history.

He needs to resign in disgrace and face charges.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

🧵 In response to my posts on X today, DOJ

1) unredacted an FBI file that LABELS two individuals as co-conspirators

2) unredacted a file that lists several men who might be implicated

3) tacitly admitted that Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was the sender of the torture video

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

Billionaires Emailing Epstein

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I still cannot believe this was a real interview 😂

[Waldo @waldolansky]

Everything about this tweet is hilarious

[Peak Culture @TheCulturePeak]

NBA YoungBoy’s right-hand man Herm spotted at the county fair wearing a Komodo dragon as an accessory 🔥😭

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Ruby redeemed her 2.4 million "Cranking the Hog" Reward Points for this Yardmax 1.6 Cu. Ft. Concrete Mixer this morning.

Ruby plans to immediately use the Concrete Mixer to mix batches of her famous coleslaw for the monthly dinners at the Senior Center. Congratulations Ruby!