Kristie🐊

Personal chef for lizards ; Can only cook at sea level

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@QuinntonDale Dude, I would totally try it

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@MichelleObama Come to Pets on Broadway!!!! We're right down the street and we have so many dog treats that we would love to give to your pups!!!

[Kevin Kelly @kevin2kelly]

Anyone can accidentally kill a bicyclist by opening your car door at the wrong time. Learn the "dutch reach" way to open your door (taught in Holland for 50 years) and save a life. https://t.co/Y8EiNkYUX0

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

Watch this Komodo dragon emerge from its egg, courtesy of the Denver Zoo

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@skeeter24j It's been quite blustery all day today!

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

Geckos have such a weird charm. Like, they poop on walls constantly and we still love them

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

For the last time, autocorrect, I did not mean 'NO GO TO' I meant HO HO HO

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@QuinntonDale @JOMLARA OH 💩 I'm hyped now too! Thanks 4 the reminder🎄

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@skeeter24j I'll steer clear!

[We Rate Lizards @WeRateLizards]

a beautiful geck, freshly freed from the big orange egg 10/10

[picolo @_gabrielpicolo]

TERRY 👏🏾 LOVES 👏🏾 YOGURT

[We Rate Lizards @WeRateLizards]

happy belated hatch day to this baby! 10/10

[Sophie The Magpie @breesophiebree]

Autumnal
More autumnal
VERY AUTUMNAL

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

While researching my Halloween costume I found this beaut:

[Josh @LoserCrew]

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

I'm generally a happy person but if you take my yogurt you better prepare yourself for the hurt

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

@skeeter24j OH MAN what a handsome monitor!

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

Oh you know me! Just following my dreams, eating lots of dairy, staring at lizards, and only taking time off for dentist appointments

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

Hey autocorrect, when I type shed I do not at all mean she'd
Nor do I mean a place where garden tools are stored
I am in fact talking about cat fur and reptile skin

File me under romantic please and thank you

[Kristie🐊 @waldrooop]

Do you ever look at your pets and think "How have I been so blessed??"