ᨒ✮

i’m not as vanilla as i look ༒

[‏ً @osere_x]

my oga no tell me say na spirit them dey use sterilize nipple before piercing i think say na mouth, now them don sack me💔

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Nigerian nurse are so rude, one just called a man by his sickness name.

"Oga low sperm count, where you dey go?" 😭😭😭

[47 @youshouldfw47]

a nigga like me will always win

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

If na love Dey make u post sad quote e nor go better for you.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

if I don guide e get some family members wey I go like arrest

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

who never cut me off by now no serious with him life

[slay @nemesis09066]

When you finally got hired for porn but you got the role of husband leaving for work.

[ᨒ✮ @waleroyals]

@MkoTheComedian just dey on your niche bro, we dey enjoy am. this one wey you talk no go🤮

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“i don’t want your girlfriend to comman beat me o”

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Still a hopeless romantic after all this time. Very insane of me.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“What’s up” means why you texting me? NOT “how are you?”.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Na because of my babe i no de smoke Incase she needs kidney or liver

[Mais Ácido 🍄 @MaisAcido]

Endrick: Meu sonho é ser caminhoneiro

Ancelotti:

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[slay @nemesis09066]

When your salary is $2000 and your son school fees is $1500 and you hear him say 1+7=17😭💔

[dt2 @Daminitek2]

“I’ll pay you back tomorrow “ don enter 4 years now .. Happy anniversary thief .

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Before you date me you go first pay caution fee incase you spoil anything before you go.

[. @Fimiye]

Fck your face card, show me your last semester results

[27. @dimvji]

holding back sarcastic replies takes a lot out of me