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[ak @quagmiretruther]

if a mom has this on her wall she let her kids drink at 14 i can’t explain

[mace @walgrave13]

@Snapchat - An idea: when my bitmoji is jamming to some tunes, I want my friends to be able to see what I’m listening to. And I want to see what they’re jamming to, as well. That’d be neat

[mace @walgrave13]

I can’t online shop. Like, I get ready for it, I build a GREAT cart, continue to build said cart, I accessorize. Then, BAM - interest lost, clothes in cart not cute now, astronomically expensive, then I exit all tabs. The cycle continues biweekly. I just can’t

[mace @walgrave13]

@alexisjans breaks my heart ;( unreal

[mace @walgrave13]

@alexisjans You’re such a pal :,)

[mace @walgrave13]

A month ago I was going to quit school & be an au pair in Europe. Last week I applied for jobs in Denver. Today I watched Below Deck and googled how to become a stewardess on a yacht. I can’t wait to see who I want to be next week

[mace @walgrave13]

Imagine the day when medicinal marijuana commercials are as normalized as big pharm. those be like “may cause fatal bleeding, diarrhea, stroke, &/or DEATH” but mm be like “may cause a case of the giggles, a need for a lil nappy-nap, &/or an urge for some snackies”

[mace @walgrave13]

Kristi Noem’s newest merch, dropping at all SD gas stations nearest you

[mace @walgrave13]

It’s my show I’m shmandy shmiloshmakis

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“This molly isn’t kick....” @5thyear (via ig/boosted_sailor)

[mace @walgrave13]

you ever just be sitting there minding your own business and then you realize you’ve been clenching your jaw for the past 47 hours lol

[mace @walgrave13]

I will spill an entire liter of water on myself before I accept defeat & sit up in bed to take a sip

[mace @walgrave13]

wish I was a hot skinny b with nice stripper titties so that dan bilzerian would adopt me & I could live in bikinis and vacation forever

[mace @walgrave13]

those of you chucking your juuls into bodies of water and onto roadways, good for you!!! shit is terrible for your health!!! I’ll even be a pal & take any extra pods off your hands!! littering those is for hooligans

[mace @walgrave13]

@yohjistan Mmm, I bet facebook tastes like snozzberries

[mace @walgrave13]

sos: if you’re a super fine guy that was just at coffee hag in a lutsen FD shirt & asked if I wanted company while I did my homework & I panicked & said no, when I really meant yes, plz sit down w me...... come back, I’m sry I’m awkward

[mace @walgrave13]

walking home from class w/ @callherdaddy bumping in my headphones, trying not to draw attention to myself from the passerby

[ryan @ryantheleader]

every conversation in an uber...