Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.
During the pandemic, the planet got a brief chance to breathe. Air pollution dropped, waterways became cleaner, wildlife returned to places it had long abandoned, and ecosystems began to recover. It almost felt like COVID was Earth’s vaccine, and we were the virus.
MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”
MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”
"31 states now have a cyclospora outbreak--"
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS DOGE CUT TO TRACK THESE THINGS WERE PUT IN PLACE FOR A FUCKING REASON, YOU FUCKING MOLDY TATER TOTS.
You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.
people saying he wouldn’t do that for her but the greater injustice is that he wouldn’t have to. men get to keep their royal title when marrying commoners. the system itself is misogynistic, forcing women to choose between love and security in a way that men never have to.
And if we run out of clean water, a lot of hospitals CANNOT run laboratory testing WITHOUT it.
Not being able to save people is not worth people using AI to generate shit they can easily do if they use their own freaking brains.
but you don't want women to have abortions, but you also want sex on the first date, but you also don't wanna wear a condom, but you also dont wanna get a vasectomy, and now you wanna ban birth control.
women cant fucking win
yeah man i would feel really comfortable stopping my car when an unmarked ford explorer cuts in front of me and several armed and masked individuals hop out of it and immediately get aggressive on me
Are you all fucking lobotomized???
Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.
future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the machines generating 4K AI fruit videos