Keith

[Keith @walkabout_two]

@AmazonHelp
Hello all I bought an xTool amazon UK and it was not cheap and this I got this instead, two boxes in one inside the other lots of Brown Packing Paper and Fresh Air and nothing else.

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Save Our Reds: A National Recovery Plan for Britain's Red Squirrels - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/YplctjYPJY via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Petition to Review and Restrict the Clipping of Psittacine Bird Wings in Domestic Housing https://t.co/VLB0pRUN2g via @UKChange

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

{satire}

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Petition to Review and Restrict the Clipping of Psittacine Bird Wings in Domestic Housing - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6EIrPuDb4Q via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

STOP CRUEL PUPPY-HANDLING EVENTS, INCLUDING FALSELY NAMED PUPPY THERAPY - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OE5WXOrWlr via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Save Our Reds: A National Recovery Plan for Britain's Red Squirrels - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Rn7dvD9ohI via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Urgent Closure Needed!!! Horrific abuse and torture at Hartshead Meats, Mossley - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/NtLVdzwhHT via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Raise an equestrian statue of Queen Elizabeth in St James’ Park - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qRMPtWUc48 via @UKChange

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Britain's Got Muppets | Starmer FALLS APART Live! https://t.co/KGNljggcfi via @YouTube

[Keith @walkabout_two]

https://t.co/705kTFHG9a Speak Softly Love (Cover of)

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Urgent Closure Needed!!! Horrific abuse and torture at Hartshead Meats, Mossley - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/bQNxNN1dtW via @UKChange

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

John Eric Bartholomew, AKA Eric Morecambe, was born 100 years ago today.

Few people in history have made as many people laugh as Eric, and as someone whose life was dedicated to that purpose, I am sure it is an accolade he would have been incredibly proud of.

For me, Eric’s brilliance lay not just in the laughter he created, but in the anticipation of the laughter to come. That gift was omnipresent, following him like a comedic halo. To see him was to smile instinctively, followed quickly by genuine laughter. His friend Tommy Cooper possessed that same rare quality, and I have many treasured memories of watching them both when I was young.

Thanks to social media, Eric’s work continues to be enjoyed by millions worldwide every day, and appreciation for his immense talent only grows. Long may that continue.

Here he is, with Ernie and Mr Preview, creating some 22 karat TV comedy gold.

God bless Eric Morecambe x

[Ross The Don @rossthedonn]

TOUCHDOWN LONDON 🇬🇧💂🏽‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tomorrow morning 9:30am High Barnet train station we walk to Camden! 🎖️

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Breaking news from Batshit Bonkers Britain AND the Insane Asylum Australia

And my ARSE IS OUT in support of @salltweets

#IStandWithSallGrover

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Save Our Red Squirrels: Enforce Protection Laws and Protect UK Woodland Habitat - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hdDQNhaqur via @UKChange

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

The election results are now in.

Reform won over 3.8 million votes across Britain — one million more than our nearest rival!

Thank you for voting Reform. 🇬🇧

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Welcome to the Gutter Press.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Let’s go back down #memorylane in the UK . Back 50 years ago to 1976 . Time were hard but good . #memories

[Keith @walkabout_two]

Save Our Red Squirrels: Enforce Protection Laws and Protect UK Woodland Habitat - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/xoBhUe9HKX via @UKChange