Stephen Walker

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@DailyBroncos Thank God you didn’t drop a preliminary excuse then. You deserve to watch Rahim Moore blow coverage on Jacoby Jones over and over again for the rest of your life with your eyes held open like A Clockwork Orange. You’re an idiot at football. Find another hobby.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

The Paul Brothers (Logan and Jake) are the white male equivalent of the Kardashians…Famous for knowing how to be famous.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

It makes sense that #MichaelChe would come for Simone Biles. He was clearly projecting his own insecurities about the fact that he and Colin Jost quit doing any sort of creative writing halfway through @nbcsnl last season.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

I know that I’m a terrible person and heaven forgive me...
It’s pretty clear that DMX never signed a DNR.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@GJMontanez8 @AllCharisma @LibrarianNoelle I have a cat named Darla that I met in an alleyway when I was drunk. And people always ask me if it's about the Little Rascals.... sigh....

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@MoultonHawk @PlayoffRavens We do not have two first rounders.

[charisma carpenter @AllCharisma]

Ah ha!

“she was a good fairy. A scary ...veiny... GOOD fairy 😁

That’s one of the lines I didn’t remember saying or the context.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

I'm starting to really want to kill beers with @alanritchson . Dude played my favorite Ninja Turtle, did a pretty good job with one of my favorite DC heroes (Aquaman) and made me really love a DC hero I didnt care about whatsoever beforehand (Hawk). Man has huge nerd cred w/ me.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@DezBryant Ravens Nation knows your struggle, loves your heart, and wants to see you complete the reclamation project. Take care of yourself, get healthy, and dont quit on the season. Ravens want you back. The fans want you back. YOU want you back. Keep grinding. You play like a hero

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@TorreySmithWR @TorreySmithWR Yo. Ravens fan here. Loved your character since your draft. How you gonna tell people to be respectful about a draft pick when you already tweeted about Gettleman's mask without looking into his health situation?

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

We're going to make one lucky fan's Christmas VERY merry❗️

RT to win this signed @Lj_era8 jersey❗️

A gift for the best fans in the world 🎁

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@joeysienk Wow.....Just wow..... smdh

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@TorreySmithWR Suit up, Torrey. I'm sure they have room for you......

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@JCMacriNBA You know what's "not cool"? Joining a 73 win team that beat you when you were up 3 games to 1 in the playoffs. That's not cool.

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@ClareKramer @JamesMarstersOf @NY_Comic_Con @BuffyTVS @Reed_POP It's like you used the Ilyria filter....

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@AllCharisma @fangeeker @NY_Comic_Con Cant wait to meet you tomorrow!!!

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@SalSports We at @eastendbar know how to rep for our Orange!! We'd love to have you come through for it!

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@AlexisDenisof @AlexisDenisof Any idea what day the actual panel will be on??

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@mkclutch19

[Stephen Walker @walkalypse]

@Lin_Manuel ONE. MORE. DRINK.

AND THEN ONE. MORE. DRINK.