Walker Blazek

these pretzels are making my mouth dry

[Hasbulla @Hasbulla]

👋🏼

[Did Zach Bryan Drop Today? @didZachBdroptdy]

Zach has not released an album today

[90’s Country Chord @90sCountryChord]

“There might be a little dust on the bottle”

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

i feel like Creed and Nickelback both fall into the same genre of music. this genre consists of songs that when with people, everyone says they hate them. but as soon as they’re alone they’re scream singing WITH ARMS WIDE OPUUUHHHHNNN

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

wholesome

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

suspicious that betty white died right at the end of 2021. is she warning us?

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

The CDC recommends counting constellations on the popcorn ceiling.

[JH @garrett71792_0]

Good for Kyle

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

This is what Joe Biden said about Afghanistan in April:

“We will not conduct a hasty rush to the exit. We’ll do it responsibly, deliberately, and safely.”

He was completely wrong.

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

music is nostalgic as heck

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

@rikbugez why does it feel as though you’ve already impregnated all the women on the internet

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

i’m an avid pre 2000s country music fan but rap music from high school has a special place in my heart

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

this weather is tight

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

https://t.co/QEwdJNlE9q

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

the only two things in life that make it worth livin
is guitars that tune good and firm feelin women

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

good enough for me and bobby mcgee

[Walker Blazek @walker_blazek]

taking wagers on how long it takes diesel to reach $5 a gallon. wont be long will it?