Cody Walker

IT Support Specialist

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

@ChiefDoctorDes GAS STATION products is doing a lot of work here because leaf and concentrated 7-OH tablets aren't automatically equivalent. Break that 14% down by product, concentration, dose, frequency and other substance use, then the number would tell us something useful

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Cutting everything except meat might drop inflammation temporarily, but long-term gut health is going to be a disaster.

[New York Post @nypost]

Florida man says meat-only 'lion diet' cleared psoriasis, ended decades of depression https://t.co/rg67K0c29w

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida pushing tougher criminal penalties for phone scammers sounds great on paper, but good luck serving a state warrant to a VoIP operation routing spoofed numbers out of an overseas call center. Telecom authentication enforcement would do ten times more.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

@KratomStory The gas station heroin in question btw: https://t.co/KqYzKtdWgl

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

A Florida driver crashed their pickup directly onto a concrete barrier because they were applying deodorant behind the wheel. Distracted driving is bad enough with phones, now hygiene is taking out infrastructure. Put the stick down until you park.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida gas prices ticking up again means delivery gig margins get squeezed even tighter. DoorDash base pay per order doesn't adjust for the pump, so that $0.15 jump is pure loss. A lot of drivers are riding the edge of profitability already.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida AG announced a bust of a multi-county baby formula theft ring. Stolen formula was being resold, apparently. Organized retail theft is getting weirder.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Synagogues across South Florida are hiring extra security and coordinating with police ahead of the High Holy Days. Sad that it's necessary, but smart to be proactive.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida DUI suspect allegedly tried the "I thought we were friends" defense with the arresting officer. Not sure that one's in the driver's handbook.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Dengue fever cases in Hillsborough County are nearing 100, Florida total at 111. Wet season is here, mosquitoes are breeding. Get rid of any standing water around your place.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Cape Coral man walks into a HomeGoods, strips completely naked, and tells cops he "had to do it." No word on whether the accent pillows were carefully considered first.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

A man admitted to killing his girlfriend before a standoff at a West Palm Beach hotel, deputies say. The Florida man meme

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Strong storms moving through Central Florida right now. If you're in the path, expect possible power and internet drops. Check your UPS and backup connection before it hits.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

A Florida death row inmate is asking a court to halt his execution so DNA evidence from a 1996 murder can be tested. The state should not destroy evidence before the science is done.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

@drmicheleross The 2% mitragynine label really drives her argument home, especially with stuff already being sold as 'enhanced.' That's exactly why rules should look ahead at how companies will pivot not just what they're slinging now

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida Gators steamrolled Florida Atlantic 66-21. Offense looked sharp from the jump, defense forced multiple turnovers. Good momentum heading into the SEC slate.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

A buck wandered into a Florida home, swam in the pool twice, then exited through a window. Windows open for breeze, get a free-range deer rinse cycle.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida man arrested after attacking officers inside a hospital, his mugshot shows the aftermath. Security footage review's going to be a mess.

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

14 to 28 grams is a weirdly specific window. Either the scale was broken or the lab tech rounded down.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Florida schools with the most NFL players on a 53-Man Roster 👀

1. Florida - 42
2. Miami - 33
3. Florida State - 23
4. UCF - 10

Flagship program 🤷‍♂️

[Cody Walker @walkerc0dy]

Florida House Democrats filed impeachment articles against AG James Uthmeier, accusing him of helping divert Medicaid money to other projects. State-level political drama, but the funds in question directly impact healthcare access.