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Banned of Facebook.
Resorted to this.

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Mate: What you doing tonight?

Me: Fine il come out

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When you order @TheNotoriousMMA of wish

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Always check on your mates

They might be going the pub without you

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Anyone else slightly concerned about their behaviour when the pubs reopen 🤣

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Problem with getting in a relationship during lockdown is come 21st June you're not even going to be allowed to go to the pub

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George Floyd family = £20million

Sarah everards family =£0

But both killed by a police officer

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Its all good getting into a relationship during lockdown until you're not allowed out on the 21st June 😂

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Me in a random gaf on the 21st June posing for pictures

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There is almost 50 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens. If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..

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Meghan should come out and tell everyone she's a pedophile so everybody leaves her alone

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The Royal family are worried about Archie's skin colour when Prince Philip is purple.

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"I forgot to say its the 21st June 2022"

- Boris Johnson

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June 21st - No surrender, 3 day bender

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When women go to B&M bargains with the intentions to spend £20 but ending spending £200 is the exact same as when lads go to the pub on a Friday.

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Phillips schofield can lie to his bird for 27 years and he gets a hug for it, i tell my bird im going Ibiza and I'm a scumbag.

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Phillips schofield can lie to his bird for 27 years about being gay and he gets a hug but I'm a massive scumbag because I want to go Ibiza with the lads.

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Just imagine the absolute carnage in summer if the pubs are open and everyone is still furloughed

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Just imagine....its summer, its 24 degrees, the pubs are open and everyone is still furloughed.....🤞🤞

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I miss that feeling when you're on holiday, stood on the balcony having pre drinks with your mates before you go out...

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That miss the feeling when your on holiday stood on the balcony having pre drinks with the boys before you go out