Mark Walker

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@Coserama I know I know. The winning streak had to come at some point

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@Coserama @bbailer hahah ya ok. Just watch the leafs and ull get to watch a winning team

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@Coserama @bbailer how did that real team do last night haha

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@bbailer @Coserama have fun haha

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

So I finally realized why girls want you to text them first. They just realize that they aren't allowed to speak unless spoken to.

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@StevenPahl @Walkerry90 @gzilk11 @TheRealMrD_25 @Amishmafia66 just passed right out lol

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

@Walkerry90 @gzilk11 @TheRealMrD_25 @Amishmafia66 Ryan couldn't handle BVJ so he went to Edson #lightweight#rookie

[Mark Walker @walkerm20]

Game day. Lets win the championship boys

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We all know a douche bag named Ryan.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

All women want is sex. All guys want is to cuddle and talk about our feelings.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You know you're a slut if the rapist uses a condom.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

No matter how old you are, or how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a toy phone....you answer that shit.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Justin Bieber is cute? Nothing like a flat chested dyke.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

God made man. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made woman.