Walker McDermott

- SC: walkermcd19

[Walker McDermott @walkermcd19]

Picture this: you are driving down a highway. you look to your right and witness a little boy, shirtless in -15 windchills, being chased by a rooster and two goats. The goat hits him and he face plants. You keep driving.

I can’t make this stuff up. Welcome to Iowa

[OutCYde the Lines @OutCYdetheLines]

Finally, an executive order we can all get behind

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

We are so fucking good lmao

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I was going to ratio you but with 88,000 followers and only 275 likes it seems you’ve already done my job for me

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Gooooo fuck yourself

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Trump’s last four interviews:

-57 minutes (Dr. Phil)
-57 minutes (Theo Von)
-2 hours and 3 minutes (Elon Musk)
-1 hour and 11 minutes (Shawn Ryan)

Kamala’s first interview in 40 days as the Democrat nominee:

18 minutes, edited, no transcript, and with a chaperone.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Voting for Kamala after living under Biden is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I like beer and I do not like the Hawkeyes

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Even Caitlin Clark’s dad is tired of watching her be a whiny brat

[Iowa State Men’s Wrestling @CycloneWR]

Champion, again!!

@Carrchamp x2

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

David Carr is now a 2x NATIONAL CHAMPION!

#NCAAWrestling x @CycloneWR

[Cale Pellett @calepellett]

Someone play Sweet (16) Caroline rn

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

If Iowa State wins the natty I will not be taking my usual 5 month break, in fact I will never be logging off again until every last hater and loser has caught these hands

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Iowa State is an everything school

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I’m deleting my account if we lose to Sourh Dakota State or Drake

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Out here getting financially jumped

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

people see me spendin money and think i’m rich, bro i’m just irresponsible

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

I'm sorry if I was ever a toxic person in your life it must have been your fault

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

AirPods aren’t enough i need the music in my bloodstream

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

I like my music loud so I can’t hear myself overthink