walker laury

BLM, air guitar enthusiast, aspiring software developer

[walker laury @walkerrflocker]

@MarkHamill my birthday is tomorrow, turning the big 26. I haven’t received my jedi benefits packet yet. Is there someone on the council I need to speak with?

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

30 years ago today,

Tennessee is 22-1 all time against instate foe Memphis. But no one will forget that one time in 1996 when unranked Memphis took down #6 Tennessee with Peyton Manning.

[Memphis Basketball @Memphis_MBB]

@lukealmo OH MY 😳

[walker laury @walkerrflocker]

So it’s not local, like at all

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Halo Campaign Evolved local split-screen on PS5 requires both accounts to have an active PlayStation Plus subscription

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open

[sean #ExtendBoNix @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

You don’t understand how much remote work changes your life until you wake up on a weekday, go for a morning run, have breakfast, and STILL have plenty of time before the morning meeting starts.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

He is not broke. He is just waiting for his Claude daily token limit to reset so he can continue vibe coding his billion dollar startup idea

[danny ッ @yourfavtwtuser]

the wave of sadness hitting you in public is top 5 humbling feeling

[rageful @ragehrt]

"Are you free after work?"
Me after work:

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me explaining to my old coworker that my new job pays more, has unlimited PTO, and no Slack messages after 5pm:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Dad, what were gas price like in the 90s?"

Gas price in the 90s:

[Kosha @imkosha]

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.