walker laury

BLM, air guitar enthusiast, aspiring software developer

[walker laury @walkerrflocker]

@MarkHamill my birthday is tomorrow, turning the big 26. I haven’t received my jedi benefits packet yet. Is there someone on the council I need to speak with?

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open

[sean (🟦himeya.art) @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when a job asks you to set goals.

My only goal is to remain employed so that I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in areas of my life that are completely unrelated to a day job.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

You don’t understand how much remote work changes your life until you wake up on a weekday, go for a morning run, have breakfast, and STILL have plenty of time before the morning meeting starts.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

He is not broke. He is just waiting for his Claude daily token limit to reset so he can continue vibe coding his billion dollar startup idea

[danny ッ @yourfavtwtuser]

the wave of sadness hitting you in public is top 5 humbling feeling

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"Are you free after work?"
Me after work:

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me explaining to my old coworker that my new job pays more, has unlimited PTO, and no Slack messages after 5pm:

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Dad, what were gas price like in the 90s?"

Gas price in the 90s:

[Kosha @imkosha]

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.

[• @yducknow]

How it feels to cook in the kitchen with one other person

[daz @MetamateDaz]

HR: “Your health and wellbeing comes first.”

Also HR: “You have 3 paid sick days annually and lord help you if you actually try to use them.”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Office jobs are great if you really like skipping important life events and don’t like seeing the sun ever