Sammi🦚

exhaustion personified | there's a method to my madness and a madness to my method

[Sammi🦚 @walkingmoose_]

Ravioli doesn’t get enough respect for being one of the superior pastas #isaidwhatisaid

[Jules 🌱 @hyjules_]

You’re allowed to complain about the air quality because it is a health hazard. What you’re not allowed to do is blame Canada as if this is a targeted attack. Everyone should be blaming politicians from both countries who refuse to fund environmental and climate scientists

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

How much more shit needs to fucking happen before Americans start a civil war?

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Man that 250th anniversary came and fucking went huh lol

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Just tell them to buy less lattes, maybe bomb a few less kids.

[Z @insatiablevine]

Flock Cameras, Kill switches in our cars, expansion of FISA, warrantless surveillance, federally mandated Driving Monitoring Systems— they are building the Police State right under our noses. ‼️

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Formula 1 @F1]

CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!! 🤩

#F1 #BritishGP

[S ミ☆ @legendarihhhh]

idk why anyone’s surprised she’s always been a tacky attention whore

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

AT&T MARRIED

[Sammi🦚 @walkingmoose_]

Happy 250 America! Sorry your “leader” is a dipshit

[Sammi🦚 @walkingmoose_]

How are we already in the second half of 2026?

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

We are NOT talking enough about the fact that Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile. We simply are NOT. It is just INSANE to me that we are expected to just go about our business when everyone knows that the president* of the United States raped children.

[🪽 @jun1pero]

not showing her kids as part of her daily life is a deliberate choice. unfortunately, others won't have the same choice when a rando just appears out of nowhere with that surveillance contraption

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

The man on the left can't even be honest about a photo.

That's not Trump at 20. He was 17 when that picture was taken at the New York Military Academy, a military school his daddy paid for so he'd look tough.

Two years later, when real war came calling, the same daddy paid his office tenant, a Queens podiatrist, to invent fake bone spurs so his son wouldn't have to go to Vietnam.

The same man who mocked POWs, "I like people who weren't captured". Trump himself couldn't remember which foot hurt. Left foot. Right foot. Both feet. Whichever foot kept him home.

That's just the beginning.

He was found liable for sexual abuse by a federal jury.
He is a convicted felon, 34 counts.
He cheated on every wife he's ever had.
He sold crypto coins from the Oval Office.
He accepted a $400M jet from Qatar.
He tripled his wealth in office while cutting food assistance for the poorest Americans.

The man on the right?
.@BarackObama. Who at 18 was just a kid in Hawaii, before going on to:

✅ Pull America out of the worst financial collapse since the Great Depression

✅ Save the auto industry and millions of American jobs

✅ Give 20 million Americans healthcare for the first time

✅ Kill Bin Laden

✅ Serve two terms with zero criminal indictments, zero sexual abuse verdicts, zero felony convictions

One of these men is one of the greatest presidents in modern American history.

The other can't even tell the truth about how old he was in a photo.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People with children should be louder about Meta glasses. Do y’all understand that anyone could be recording your child without you knowing? And that footage could end up anywhere?