Alex Walkowski

likes: the🚡emoji, marketing/ad things, .99 pizza | dislikes: when riverdale isn’t on

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

everyone knows this is fake right?? Jersey patch is ledger this year not self!!!! Have some sports literacy!!!!

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Dude got arrested & banned for life just for his selfie with Wemby to look like this😂

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

“Archie has an evil doppelgänger trying to steal his friends through music” is absolute a storyline that would exist on Riverdale

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

KJ Apa Calls Out Mr. Fantasy For Stealing His Image: "F***ing Liar and a Thief" https://t.co/BhqjoKaoof

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the Knicks are leading the Hawks 60-19, which is around the same score the Monstars were leading the Tune Squad by that caused the scoreboard to read "Kinda One Sided Isn't It?"

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

"Cringe" has evolved from a feeling of embarrassment to a tyrannical social code.
After a Yahoo/YouGov yielded some harrowing data about how much the ~fear of cringe~ has pervaded the lives of Gen Z-ers, I spent weeks doing interviews to understand how it happened + what's next.

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

[MLB Scorigami @MLBgami]

FINAL: Reds 6, Red Sox 5

No scorigami. This score has happened 7,093 times in MLB history, most recently earlier today.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Whewwwww!!!!!
G Jet Greaves is very much appreciated!!
Get better every time out!
@BlueJacketsNHL 2 big points!!!

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Every AMC Coke Freestyle Machine right now:

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

just won an oscar

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

@IAmAsarch #ReleaseTheStevenCut

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

dozens of us

[z - devin @jarvicanes]

I have never encountered a fan of the columbus blue jackets. How is that a real team

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

Just got home and concerned my dog doesn’t know that clavicular was frame mogged by an ASU frat leader

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

i love noah kahan presented by mastercard

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

not this again

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sam Darnold (oblique) is listed as questionable for Saturday’s Divisional Round vs. 49ers

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

I love seeing when they decided to add an identifier and where they didn’t.

Personally I’m excited to see Judas (The New Testament) and Hulk Hogan (no identifier needed) battle it out in the final 4

[The Ringer @ringer]

Ernesto de la Cruz vs. Carter Burke.
Tom Wambsgans vs. Kevin Durant.
Lane Kiffin vs. Saruman.

Our Ultimate Traitor Bracket is in the round of 32. Vote now to help us determine the greatest of them all.

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

Governor EsDeeKid

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

NEW:

Another thing the media didn’t catch during @ZohranKMamdani’s swearing in ceremony yesterday…

Why did New York Governor @GovKathyHochul wear a Palestinian keffiyeh to Mamdani’s ceremony, where he took his oath of office on a Quran?

Is Kathy Hochul converting to Islam?🤔

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

Checking in on my favorite show The Floor

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

I will fight anyone that says The Sphere is not the coolest thing in the world

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

Thinking about the Catfish to Paranormal Activity to Nerve pipeline

[Alex Walkowski @walkowskee]

@kelsaywhat We will execute this year