playing ow with friends and they’re so bad but u just can’t say anything and they keep complaining abt heals when they dive in by themself and go 5 to 15
Therapist: so tell me about these toys you're playing with
Me: so he's Mr.Torture, he's my favorite he just got doxxed and has to run away
Therapist: and this one with the shirt?
Me: yeah that’s rape shirt kid, the woke mob just drove him off the internet.
Therapist: okay... And this one?
Me: ah The Pigman. He fucking won. Just by smoking weed all day.
*therapist is furiously texting the nurses to come and take me away in a strait jacket*
I've been maining Doorman since I started playing the game and I've never used the doors, and a friend of mine got really upset and told me I was playing with "The Man"
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